Onix*

Status: Addicted to dreams
Joined: June 2, 2013
Last Seen: 8 years
user id: 361905
Location: Behind your mirror
Gender: F











 

Quotes by Onix*

7-year-old-girl: Have you seen my I-phone?
Bunch of wittians:
LMFAO AT YOUR AGE MY PARENTS WOULDN'T BUY ME MAC...
Me: *throw them into a active volcano*
How fast can you guess this words?

1.Boo_s
2._ _ ndom
3.F_ _k
4.P_n_s
5.Pu_s_
6.s_x

1.Books, 2.Random, 3.Fork, 4.Pants, 5.Pulse, 6.six
Dirty minded xD

 
The types of wittians

1. The inspirational
The one who reminds you everyday that you're beautiful

2.The joke lover
The one who mostly steals jokes from tumblr

3. The self-hatred
The gorgeous sista who complains about being fat

4.The serious-talker
The one who talk for politics, religion ya the long texts we rarely read

5.Old-fashioned
"We miss old the witty, aw"

#entertainment purposes only hate me now yolo bye

Well this will sound a bit weird but I am literally obsessed with one pokemon
First of all, one day I had a dream about an onix and next day I watched pokemon
and a Gym Leader used it in a battle and I started screaming and yelling and I was running
at all the house and then I put its image as my laptop wallpaper. The other day I and my
sister were watching pokemon on the laptop and Ash challenged a Gym Leader who was expert
on ground/rock types and he was about to choose his last pokemon and he said dramatically
"I'll count on this guy" and I thought on onix would pop up and I had a heart attack and then an ugly
excadrill poped up and started breaking things Well I think this is kind of a fangirl reaction

Well we have a guy at my class,
that when we want to cheer up, we just tell him
"do the banana" and he automatically starts shaking
and saying Chiquita Banana

If I was a Disney Princess, I'd be: Mulan

Cinderella:
[] One of your parents is dead.
[] You are expected to do a lot of chores.
[x] You love to dress up.(sometimes)
[x] You love animals.
[x] You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming.
[] Your mom is really strict.
[] You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you.
[x] You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes.
[] You have left your shoes at a friend’s house before.
[] You have/had blonde hair.
TOTAL: 4

Belle:
[] You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like.
[] You’ve been lost in the forest.
[x] You love to read.
[] You are not shy at all, and not afraid to speak your mind.
[x] One of your family members is a bit weird.
[] You have done volunteer work.
[x] You have a wild imagination.
[x] You love to take care of people in need.
[] You’ve had guys like you only because they think you’re hot (girls).
[] You’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you out.
TOTAL:4

Jasmine:
[] Your dad is very rich/important.
[] You are very clever.
[] You’ve been with someone way different from you.
[x] You’re unique and different from everyone else.
[x] You’d never marry someone just because they were rich.
[] You have set a lot of goals for yourself.
[x] You don’t have a lot of friends.
[] You’re independent.
[] You are wealthy.
[] Your parents try to control your life.
TOTAL:3


Ariel
[x] Your parents expect a lot from you.
[] You really try to follow the rules, but it’s hard for you.
[]You’re a bit of a trouble maker.
[] You’re the youngest in your immediate family or in the last 2.
[] You have a lot of sisters (3 or more).
[] You collect something.
[x]You have/had long, hair.
[x] You have/had a pet fish.
[x] You’re extremely curious.
[] You believe everything people tell you/you’re a bit gullible.
TOTAL: 4

Snow White:
[] You know that you’re beautiful.
[] You like taking care of others.
[x] You have/ had dark brown/ black hair.
[] Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you.
[] You’ve almost been killed.
[] You have at least seven good friends.
[] You’ve had food poisoning.
[x] You have/had short hair.
[] You get along with almost everyone.
[] All of your friends are different.
[x] You love to have a good time.
[x] You’re happier when you’re out of the house than in.
TOTAL: 4

Mulan:
[x] You can be a tomboy sometimes.
[x] People wish you could be a bit more girly.
[X] You’ve pretended to be someone you’re not.
[] You’ve had a physical fight with someone.
[] You have/had considered running away from home.
[x] Your parents try to plan your life out.
[x] A lot of your friends are boys.
[x] You sometimes find yourself in bad situations.
[x] You love your family so much that you’d do anything to protect them.
TOTAL:7

Aurora:
[] You live/have lived with someone other than your parents.
[] You almost died at a very young age.
[x] You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful.
[] You have a decent singing voice.
[x] You like to sleep in late on the weekends.
[] You spend most of your time outside [try to].
[] You’re adopted.
[] You’re very romantic.
[] Pink is one of your favorite colors.
TOTAL:2

Pocahontas
[x] You love to walk around and explore big cities.
[] You are more spiritual than religious.
[] You’ve been in an interracial relationship.
[] One of your family members is dead (mom, dad, sister, brother, grandma, grandpa).
[x] Your parents are very protective of you.
[] Someone you know has been in war.
[x] You love nature.
[] You have/had black hair.
[] You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful.
[] You’re very adventurous.
TOTAL: 3

Repost as "If I were a princess I'd be .." (fill in blank with one you have highest total in

To all the the girls who want thigh gaps...I win.
-Spongebob Squarepants
If size 2 is beautiful,
then my size 22 is gorgeous.
principal: Well, today school will be closed
students:
http://www.swfcabin.com/swf-files/1302803070.swf
That's insane I know.

I was about to write a quote about my obsession with pokemon series.
But then I read the words above.

Write Something Your Parents Would Be Proud Of

AND IM LITERALLY MAKING THIS QUOTE MOTHERFUC.KER
#YOLO REBEL 4 A LIFE

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