The_SpineBreaker*

Status: Bleaching my black heart.
Joined: April 9, 2013
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 356240
Location: Shadowhunter institute in London
Gender: F
Born in Narnia 16 years ago, moved to The Shire a few years later. Currently studying in Hogwarts, but take a break sometimes to visit Camp Half-Blood.
My dream is to grow wings and fly out of this shithole I call my life.
I like swimming. I have a love-hate relationship with myself.
I love love love LOVE books. And food. (who doesn't?)

I really want superpowers (preferably teleportation).
I seem calm on the outside but I actually have a very wild and violent imagination that nobody really knows about.
I love animals (besides creepy-crawlies, of course) more than people.  
I also love BBC Sherlock. Benedict Cumberbatch is seriously the sexiest Sherlock ever.
I am extremely self-conscious.
I am still waiting for the day I become pretty.
I am strongly inclined towards correct grammar.

There's a lot more about i'd like to say, but I can't be bothered to say it. 

Oh, and I follow back :)

Quotes by The_SpineBreaker*



Do you mind if I strap your phone to my forehead so I can pretend you're looking at me when I talk?

 

Study

(verb)
                                                                           
The act of texting, eating, and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
 
Most psychologists agree that hostility is really just sublimated sexual attraction.
that might explain why I so often run into people who seem to dislike me
 



>> If my love were an ocean,
there would be no more land.
If my love were a desert,
you would see only sand.
If my love were a star--
late at night, only light.
And if my love could grow wings,
I'd be soaring in flight. <<


 

You have the right to remain silent.


Anything you say will be misquoted and then used against you.


You know you're really alone when even your cat gives you the silent treatment.


 
Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.
                                                                                         - Jack Sparrow


'Write something your parents would be proud of'?

That's impossible. My parents will never be proud of anything I do, no matter how hard I try to please them.





To love is to destroy
To be loved is to be the one destroyed









Unfortunately, my one true love remains myself.