Blakeeismyname

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Joined: May 16, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 174963

I'm leaving for good. 

You guys wonder why the guy of your dreams won't like you? because you act like complete jerks.

I was real and willing to help and answer all of your questions.


And I get called fake. I was probably the most legit guy on here. 

whatever. haters gonna hate.

I thought witty was supposed to be nice to everyone and treat everyone like family. kkcoolbye.

Blakeeismyname's Favorite Quotes

 



whenever i see a 96 instead of a 69 i automatically think;
rejection :/

 

this is my quote but not my format.

392 3 Bunny_Dee Bunny_Dee
cute


Dude... She used the winkey face...

She wants me.

;D

 
528 0 iFuckingLovePie iFuckingLovePie
cute

Today, my dad was eating some chinese food
and  made  a  weird  coughing/sneezing  noise.  I
immediately started  laughing and said, "That was
unexpected." My dad responded, "So were you."
 I stopped laughing.
MLIA.
repost.♥
1656 4 idance idance
funny

Hanging up your turtle;
after a hard day of being awkward.
♥
 

235 1 PhoebeLikeRawr PhoebeLikeRawr
funny

BRB, turning my swag on.
LOL just kidding,
it never turned off.

1079 8 BrownEyesBlackEyeliner BrownEyesBlackEyeliner
funny


 So today my dad and I were sitting in the living room. 

My      sister   was  walking  by  on  her  way  to  her  room when  my  dad’s  laptop  died  and  he  said  
"damn!"
Then  my  five  year  old  sister  proceeded  to  say,
"Yeah. That’s  what  all  t   he  guys  say  when  I  walk  by."

MLIA






 

638 5 killerKandy killerKandy
funny
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The snooze button
... I'd tap that.
♥


446 6 fatassmuffin fatassmuffin
funny


"You are what you eat.."
Y
  That's strange I don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today..
 



 
nmf/nmq







 
5253 20 hopelesslyinlove6 hopelesslyinlove6
funny


Today, I was singing Teenage Dream by Katy Perry
&& my 8-year old brother knocks on the door
He says "did you go to the funeral?"
I asked "What funeral?"
He answered "The funeral for the song you just killed"
MLIA

not mine saw it on mlia<3 haha
521 2 ellarosemartinez ellarosemartinez
funny