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 I love food more than i love people. 


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I think the worse time to have a heart attack is  during a game of charades._

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I hate when old people poke you at a wedding and say "you're next". So next time I was at a funeral I poked them and said "You're next".
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If you lick somone's elbow while they're  not paying attention, they won't feel  it. :o 

 

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The only time you enjoy hearing a lie is when you know the truth.

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Person 1: Ramdom Question: What will you do if the world was going to end in 10 mins?
Person 2: I will probably just screw anything that moves. What about you?
Person 1:I would stay very, very still.
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Ken: I love you barbie!

barbie:  

ken: Don't you love me to?

barbie: Um... but have you seen the one direction dolls?

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