BluePearlXx

Status: Hi World :D
Joined: August 27, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: May 23
user id: 327639
Location: Earth
Gender: F

 
          Hi beautiful.


 


Nada|11|



Likes:

Food| Family| Friends| Music| Lana del rey| Taylor Swift
Of monsters and men|Calvin Harris|Happiness|Black|
Holidays| Sun| Witty profiles| Smiles| hugs|
Jokes| Funny people| Nature| hugs
You ♥|

 
 
Dislikes:



Rude people| Small things| Sadness| Crowds| school
Sad People| Hunger| Tattoos| Ignorance|
Smoke| Crowds| Coldness|
Bullies|

 




Quotes by BluePearlXx

Epic school moment.



Teacher: Can you see god
Student: No
Teacher: Can you touch god?
Student: Um..No
Teacher: Cause there is NO god :)
*Me puts hands up*
Teacher: Yes, Nadia
Me: Can you touch your brain?
Teacher:  No..
Me: Can you see your brain?
Teacher:  Um.. No
Me:Then you have NO brain :D

* Whole class laughs and teacher gets embrassed and clears throat*

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If carrots are so good for your eyes than why do i see dead rabbits on the road? 
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My mum told me not to talk to strangers anymore, I don't talk to myself  anymore....
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YOU
OBVIOUSLY
LOVE
ONE DIRECTION

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*Me listerning to music *



My friend:What are you listerning?
Me: f/uck you
My friend:Sheesh I was just asking ....
Me: But that is ...the name of the song...!?

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* My little sister crying*

Me: Hush little baby don't you  cry, daddys gonn buy you  an iphone! :)



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Someone got expelled from school on pajama day. Not their fault , that they sleep naked . . .


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"Username or password incorrect"  
Me: Well at least tell me which one it is!


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Age. 
The secret to staying young is to
live honestly, eat
slowly and lie
about your

Age.


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I found a great way to attract money... WORK!

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