Blue_Rose

I just preformed the Pitch Perfect Cup Song (when I'm gone) In front of my entire class. With the cup and everything. I was so nervous! And when I was done, everybody said I was amazing. I FEEL SO ACCOMPLISHED <3

Squidward: Could you please not stand so close Patrick? You're making me claustrophobic. 
Patrick: What does that mean?
Spongebob: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus!



GENIUS.

I threw a kid in the well.

Don't ask me I'll never tell.

I looked at him as he fell.

Cuz' he was in my way.


 

So, you hate me?
How about you go take a seat
with the rest of the Haters,
who are currently
waiting for me to
Give a f-u-ck.

So, I'm watching Pysch.
And guess what Shawn said?

"Boom Boom Boom.... Muffins!"


It made my day.
 

 Keep Calm


And do the


Harlum Shake.


-starts pelvic thrusting-

Here's to the Girls

Who like playing Football.
Who would rather wear no make-up than a mask of it.
Who know they're beautiful inside & out.
Who aren't afraid to be different.
Who care more about their friends than popularity.
Who appreciate the things they have.


 

Fu-c-k Valentines day.

Bring on St. Patricks!

I'M IRISH B-IT-C-HE-S!
 

I love when I'm
completely awkward
In front of my friend
and her crush
just so they stare at each other.
 

Me and my friends are playing Zombies on Black Ops.

Me: -random singing- One

way, or another....

My friend: I'm gonna getcha,

getcha, -she kills zombie-

 GOTCHA, F**K YOU!