BlueeFishh

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Joined: November 27, 2010
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do you ever just wake up and
go "nope" and roll over and go back to sleep.



 
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my selfies are like sp.erm cells.
because out of every 300 million, only one makes it.



 
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If I found out I only had a week to live,
and could go anywhere in the world, I think I'd go to the hospital because that sounds serious.
 





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BravoSierra's format

 

Fine. Don't text me back.
                                                       I like food better than you, anyways.
 

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Why can't the Morning News ever say
'Today has been canceled...go back to sleep.'











 
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Picture this.

In ten years I bump into you on the street.

I say hi, you say hi back.

I ask how your life is.

You tell me about your wife and you kids.

And when you do, it will break my heart.

Not because I don't want you to be happy.

But because that's all I want.

But because ten years ago...

I pictured somebody else asking how your life is

And you would tell them about me.



pgl
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sorry i can't go to school tomorrow.
i fractured my motivation.



 
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Women give birth.
We would literally have the power to end the human race,
if we all decided in unison to boycott humanity.
So boys, you better start treating your girls right.
You have no clue who you're f/cking with.

 
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I can't help but be lazy..
It walks in the family. 
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Ever noticed how your body is trying to keep you safe?
When you hurt yourself and don’t put a band-aid on it because you think you deserve the pain, your body creates a natural band-aid to keep you protected. When you want to tear open your skin, your skin fights back, creates a tough skin of scar tissue to prevent it happening again. When you take all those pills because you’ve had enough, your stomach contracts to get rid of them
Because your body wants you to live.
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