im bob
no jks
im leigh
STOPSWEARING Say crumbs instead, like I do in front of my parents…(;
Am I the only one who doesn’t want a‘fit/hot dude’, but wants a handsome gentleman? That’s why I was Team Edward && that’s why I’m still single.
This is the last second chance I’m half as good as it gets
You Just Lost
The Game.
Mwahahahahaha.
l o a d i n g
███████████ 99%
10 minutes later…
███████55%
Me: * punches the laptop*
Wiggle
Yeah!
Do You Have A Job? Yeah, Being Myself.
facts-you-didn’t-need-to-know #11
If you keep your eyes open by force when you sneeze, you might pop an eyeball out.
facts-you-didn’t-need-to-know #10
On average, 12 new-borns will be given to the wrong parents daily.
facts-you-didn’t-need-to-know #9
23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.