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I'm just an American teenager survivng off books and the internet
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paramore - all time low - sleeping with sirens - we the kings - 5 seconds of summer -
- the downtown fiction - my chemical romance - arvil lavinge - panic! at the disco -
- my darkest days - one direction - imagine dragons - adam lambert -
- blink-182 - fall out boy - hey monday -
- the friday night boys - forever ends here - mayday parade -
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paramore - all time low - sleeping with sirens - we the kings - 5 seconds of summer -
- the downtown fiction - my chemical romance - arvil lavinge - panic! at the disco -
- my darkest days - one direction - imagine dragons - adam lambert -
- blink-182 - fall out boy - hey monday -
- the friday night boys - forever ends here - mayday parade -
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Bravo's Favorite Quotes
oh my god guys i'm in a cafe on
my own and this massive group of popular guys i know just
walked in
i could say hi but im sitting at a table with a laptop and a plate of food the size of asia
i'm actually making a quote just so i look like i'm doing something, not just sitting here a loser.because i am sitting here like a
loser
one of them's walking over in my direction help abort mission abort mission
...
...
he said hey and i was too socially awkward to admit i'm here alone so i said my friends are in the bathroom
which they're not.
because they don't exist.
because they're not real.
i can't just walk out now that'd be too obvious
please tell me they're getting coffee to go or something
JESUS THEY GOT A TABLE RIGHT NEXT TO MINE
WHY IS MY LIFE THE WAY MY LIFE IS
i need to leave right now before they realise i lied about the friends
but i have a coffee
and it's caramel flavoured
and also i have a pie and some chocolate cake
don't judge me, i eat like twelve grown
men
why do bad things happen to good people?
maybe i could take the coffee and leave?
...no it's not takeaway so I'd get arrested for stealing the cup
help help help help help
i wish i could make TARDIS noises and disappear but no
i'm not a time machine
i wish i was a time machine.
abort abort abort
i could say hi but im sitting at a table with a laptop and a plate of food the size of asia
i'm actually making a quote just so i look like i'm doing something, not just sitting here a loser.
one of them's walking over in my direction help abort mission abort mission
...
...
he said hey and i was too socially awkward to admit i'm here alone so i said my friends are in the bathroom
which they're not.
because they don't exist.
because they're not real.
i can't just walk out now that'd be too obvious
please tell me they're getting coffee to go or something
JESUS THEY GOT A TABLE RIGHT NEXT TO MINE
WHY IS MY LIFE THE WAY MY LIFE IS
i need to leave right now before they realise i lied about the friends
but i have a coffee
and it's caramel flavoured
and also i have a pie and some chocolate cake
why do bad things happen to good people?
maybe i could take the coffee and leave?
...no it's not takeaway so I'd get arrested for stealing the cup
help help help help help
i wish i could make TARDIS noises and disappear but no
i'm not a time machine
i wish i was a time machine.
abort abort abort
i
was in line at target
just trying to buy some
ice cream and this
baby was screaming its soul out.
Anyways, the mom turned
around and looked
me straight in the eyes with the
most monotone voice and said
“birth control….
Use birth control…”
just trying to buy some
ice cream and this
baby was screaming its soul out.
Anyways, the mom turned
around and looked
me straight in the eyes with the
most monotone voice and said
“birth control….
Use birth control…”
omfG
SO
TODAY IN
PHYSICS THIS GIRL’S
PHONE WENT OFF
AND HER RINGTONE
WAS SHINE
BRIGHT LIKE A
DIAMOND AND MY
TEACHER STOOD UP
AND SAID TURN
THAT THING OFF IF I
HEAR IT AGAIN
I WILL PERSONALLY
TRACK DOWN
RIHANNA AND EXPLAIN
TO HER THAT
DIAMONDS DO NOT
SHINE THEY REFLECT
PHYSICS THIS GIRL’S
PHONE WENT OFF
AND HER RINGTONE
WAS SHINE
BRIGHT LIKE A
DIAMOND AND MY
TEACHER STOOD UP
AND SAID TURN
THAT THING OFF IF I
HEAR IT AGAIN
I WILL PERSONALLY
TRACK DOWN
RIHANNA AND EXPLAIN
TO HER THAT
DIAMONDS DO NOT
SHINE THEY REFLECT
I passed a real gentleman in Boston a few weeks ago.
Dude (into cellphone): I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR F//CKING JAW. THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR F//CKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK--hold on, give me a second. There's a lady walking by.
Dude (into cellphone): I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR F//CKING JAW. THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR F//CKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK--hold on, give me a second. There's a lady walking by.
You know that quiet girl in class?
Yeah, she goes home and makes fun of all of you on Witty.
Yeah, she goes home and makes fun of all of you on Witty.
A white m&m comes into a room with candy friends.
White m&m: ~engages conversation with a mentos and jellybean~
Jellybean: Hey so where are you from anyway, white m&m?
White m&m: Oh I'm from that chocolate m&m bag over there!
Jellybean: Wait... if you're from a CHOCOLATE m&m bag, then why are you white??
Mentos: OH MY GOD JELLYBEAN, YOU CAN'T JUST ASK CANDIES WHY THEY'RE WHITE
