BravoSierra

Status: Don't let the muggles get you down.
Joined: January 9, 2012
Last Seen: 8 years
Birthday: October 6
user id: 261887
Location: Hogwarts
Gender: F
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Quotes by BravoSierra



if you can say these four words out loud very fast
without getting tounge tied, you are a genius:

1. Eye
2. Yam
3. Stew
4. Peed



teacher: the "I" stands for imaginary numbers
carson: wait, there are imaginary numbers now?
carson: are there unicorns in the next lesson?
carson: someone please teach me something useful
carson: like balancing a checkbook



I have two problems
1. nothing to wear
2. no room for clothes



mom: your room is such a mess
me: it's a metaphor for my life



that awkward moment
when you make eye contact with someone through the crack in the bathroom stall



wedding vows 2030
do you promise to fave her and retweet her,
in good tweets and in bad,
and follow her until death do you part?



I don't even need to insult you.
Your face speaks for itself.



Hell yeah, I favorite my own quotes.
It's because I'm fúcking hilarious. And séxy.



I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seatbelt.
Then it clicked.



teacher: can i see your homework
me: no way loser, do your own

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