BreakAway43
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I'm not an akward penguin, everyone else is just a pigeon. lawl what?
Joined: March 3, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: May 11
user id: 280278
Location: CA
Gender: F
Joined: March 3, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: May 11
user id: 280278
Location: CA
Gender: F
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Quotes by BreakAway43
*today in science talking about John F.
Kennedy
ME: Its kinda cool because 1 week before John F. died he was with Marilyn Monroe, and a week before Lincoln died he was in Maryland.
EVERYONE: asdfjklmnop thats so cool
MY TEACHER:
MY TEACHER:
MY TEACHER: You know what?
MY TEACHER: todays my husbands birthday, AND MY SISTERS BIRTHDAY TOO!
MY TEACHER: *Makes the most sarcastic surprised face ever
ME: Well,
ME: Its kinda cool because 1 week before John F. died he was with Marilyn Monroe, and a week before Lincoln died he was in Maryland.
EVERYONE: asdfjklmnop thats so cool
MY TEACHER:
MY TEACHER:
MY TEACHER: You know what?
MY TEACHER: todays my husbands birthday, AND MY SISTERS BIRTHDAY TOO!
MY TEACHER: *Makes the most sarcastic surprised face ever
ME: Well,
Saying a boy likes me is like saying that
everyone on witty is socially acceptable.
Exactly.
Exactly.
(no offense, guys c;)
2012:
Make me
a sandwich, bro
1950:
Go fry me some chicken, women
credit to breakaway43
the awkward moment,
when your best friend asks you who you like,
And the next day,
she announces the news that she got a new boyfriend.
Woops, its the guy I liked!
Who else
remembers,
I see
London! I see France! I can see your
underpants!
Friend:
How far have you gotten with a
boy?
Me: Well my dog licked my face once, does that
count?
Friend: What
Me: What
And who else agrees,
Cinderella looked beautiful before
her makeover?
my quote/ credit to breakaway43
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Heres to Josh,
For looking for the lost baby in a lamp ♥
Heres to Josh,
For looking for the lost baby in a lamp ♥
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In the locker room
random girl: Crap forgot my bra
me:
coach:
gym class:
internet:
world:
katniss:
peeta:
me: How do you forget to wear a bra at your age.
random girl: Crap forgot my bra
me:
coach:
gym class:
internet:
world:
katniss:
peeta:
me: How do you forget to wear a bra at your age.