I QUIT. I have changed accounts. Those who love me know where I am.
TO MY FOLLOWERS (AND RANDOM EXTRAS) http://www.wittyprofiles.com/author/breetiful NEW ACCOUNT!
that awkward moment when you realize the word "short" is longer than the word "long"
Teacher: Why did you wait until the last minute to do your homework?
Student: Because I have a life.
That awkward moment When you're telling a story and no one is listening but you.