Briisbetterthan

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Joined: April 22, 2011
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- Hey There, The Name Is Brianna Annabell Lee ;

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Briisbetterthan's Favorite Quotes


There's plenty of fish in the sea.. ?
Yeah? Well 50% are girls,
30% are over 18,
and 15% are under 10,
which leaves 5% of the population.
2% of the remaining fish are taken,

and we haven't even gotten into the personalities
of the fish, what the fish looks like,
and what you two have in common.
After all of that narrowing down,
there is only one fish left in the sea.
That fish is your nemo, so
never let anyone dare to tell you that
there are plenty of fish in the sea.

 


Did you know...
Kissing is healthy

Bananas are good for cramps
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better
Guys insult you if they like you
Having someone rub your stomach when it hurts actually helps it
89% of guys want girls to make the first move
Chocolate makes you feel better

Guys think it's cute when you mess up

16 Types of People on Facebook.
Here it goes: Too funny! We all have one of each of these types of friends on our list:

1) The "Lurker" -Never posts anything or comments on your post, but reads everything, and might make reference to your status if they... see you in public. ... ...

2) The "Hyena" - Doesn't ever really say anything, just LOLs and LMAOs at everything.

3) "Mr/Ms Popular" - Has 4367 friends for NO reason.

4) The "Gamer" - Plays Words With Friends, Mafia Wars, Bakes virtual cakes and stuff, etc., ALL DAY.

5) The "Prophet" - Every post makes reference to God or Jesus.

6) The "Thief" - Steals status updates... and will probably steal this one.

7) The "Cynic" - Hates their life, and everything in it, as evidenced by the somber tone in ALL of their status updates.

8) The "Collector" - Never posts anything either, but joins every group, and becomes fans of the most random stuff.

9) The "Promoter" - Always sends event invitations to things that you ultimately delete or ignore.

10) The "Liker" -Never actually says anything, buy always clicks the "like" button.

11) The "Hater" - Every post revolves around someone hating on them, and they swear people are trying to ruin their life.

12) The "Anti-Proofreader" - This person would benefit greatly from Spellcheck, and sometimes you feel bad for them because you don't know if they were typing fast, or really cant spell.

13) "Drama Queen/King" - This person always posts stuff like "I can't believe this!", or "They gonna make me snap today!", in the hopes that you will ask what happened, or what's wrong...but then they never finish telling the story.

14) "Womp Womp" - This person consistently tries to be funny...but never is.

15) The "News" -Always updates you on what they are doing and who they are doing it with, no matter how arbitrary.

16) The "Rooster" - Feels that it is their job to tell Facebook "Good Morning" everyday.


Hot girl: Haha, what a nerd!

Me: He'll probably be your boss one day, so be careful what you say...

Nerd: No, I won't be her boss, because I don't plan on becoming a pimp...

Whole class: Ohhhhhh shiiiiit!!



 



that depressing moment when
  you finish unwrapping all your presents

 
 



daughter:"daddy why is Santas sack so big?"
dad: "because he only comes once a year"

 
  fave  if you get it 
The awesome moment when

when you're telling a lie and your best friend

notices and joins you.


 

Good night world bout to go have one big
3some my pillow is getting some head while
my sheets and my bed get 6-12 hours of non stop booty

Better Together - Jack Johnson

Another song you sent me (: We really are better together, even though were not actually "together", but it doesnt even matter <3

There is no combination of words I could put on the back of a postcard
No song that I could sing, but I can try for your heart
Our dreams, and they are made out of real things
Like a, shoebox of photographs
With sepia-toned loving
Love is the answer,
At least for most of the questions in my heart
Like why are we here? And where do we go?
And how come it's so hard?
It's not always easy and
Sometimes life can be deceiving
I'll tell you one thing, it's always better when we're together

Mmm, it's always better when we're together
Yeah, we'll look at the stars when we're together
Well, it's always better when we're together
Yeah, it's always better when we're together

And all of these moments
Just might find their way into my dreams tonight
But I know that they'll be gone
When the morning light sings
And brings new things
For tomorrow night you see
That they'll be gone too
Too many things I have to do
But if all of these dreams might find their way
Into my day to day scene
I'd be under the impression
I was somewhere in between
With only two
Just me and you
Not so many things we got to do
Or places we got to be
We'll sit beneath the mango tree now

Yeah, it's always better when we're together
Mmm, we're somewhere in between together
Well, it's always better when we're together
Yeah, it's always better when we're together

Mmm, mmm, mmm

I believe in memories
They look so, so pretty when I sleep
Hey now, and when I wake up,
You look so pretty sleeping next to me
But there is not enough time,
And there is no, no song I could sing
And there is no combination of words I could say
But I will still tell you one thing
We're better together.



If Jenna Marbles,
                                                           was my best friend, I'd never stop laughing.   

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