Britt221099

i don't mean to turn you on, but im naked under these clothes ;)

Pressing a toy that says 'TRY ME' in the store and it wont stop, so you just awkwardly walk away like nothing happened.

so i was in science today and i learnt before your born, all boys are girls, HELL TO THE YEAH.

my little brother: THERES A BUG IN MY ROOM GET IT OUTTT
me: okaay chill where is this little mofoo.
my little brother: hereee its is, get it away!!
me: aww look its so small and defens- OMGGG IT FLIES RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN


just me? ;)

Me: every shhhhhhhhhhh
Me: (answers phone) hey mum..wha-
Everyone: PASS ME THE VODKA HEY HAVE YOU GOT A EXTRA CIG HEY WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR LIGHTER?

-.-

http://www.swapit.co.uk/swap-3292837-new-girls-unused-prosports-purse

The 3 hardest things to do in the world.

#. count your hair,
#. wash your eyes with soap,
#. breathe when your tounge is out.

Now please put your tounge back inside your mouth.

im still waiting for the day where i use

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in real life.

"H3y w@t$ wr0ng?"

obviously your education.

i was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.