Brooklynnmarie

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Joined: January 27, 2012
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Quotes by Brooklynnmarie

2012: Come at me, bro.
1835: Advance toward me bretheren.

2012: will the real slim shady please stand up?
1835: Will the uttermost certain slim shady please erect to an upright position.
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1 universe,
 8 planets,
 192 countries,
 180,497 islands,
 85 seas,
 7 billon people,
 yeahh, im still single. 
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When your home alone,&  
                  You hear a noise...and your just like, 
                               My Life is over. 
                                  

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Suicide isn't cowardly, i'll tell you what is cowardly: treating someone so badly that they want to end their life.
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vent

I want to live in a trashcan. No hobo. 

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I want a relationship, not a flirtationship. 
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Your boobs dont need to be hanging out of your shirt. 
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There comes a point
In your life..
Where you realize you have done
all you can for one person
&that you need to walk away,
let them be,
&wait for them to 
chase you. 

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advice

I always feel like i care so much more for people than they care about me.

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friendship
When the toilet flushes before your done..and you feel like your butt got hit by a hurricane. 
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