Buddy_The_Elf
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Joined: December 10, 2012
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user id: 341555
Gender: M
Joined: December 10, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 341555
Gender: M
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He's an angry elf.
You sit on a throne of lies.
Manager: *showing me around* This, is the North
Pole.
Me: No it isn't.
Manager: Yes it is.
Me: No it isn't.
Manager: Yes it is!
Me: No it's not. Where's the snow?
I think we know who won that.
Me: No it isn't.
Manager: Yes it is.
Me: No it isn't.
Manager: Yes it is!
Me: No it's not. Where's the snow?
I think we know who won that.
We elves try to stick to the four main food groups:
candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.
candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.
Son of a nutcracker!
Jovie: How come you were in the women's locker room this
morning?
Me: I heard you singing.
Jovie: Are you sure it had nothing to do with the fact that I was naked in the shower?
Me: I didn't know you were naked.
Me: I heard you singing.
Jovie: Are you sure it had nothing to do with the fact that I was naked in the shower?
Me: I didn't know you were naked.
You stink. You smell like beef and cheese!
You don't smell like Santa.
You don't smell like Santa.
I'm a cotton headed ninny muggins :(