BurdNurd

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Joined: August 5, 2012
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hallo.

Quotes by BurdNurd

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT...
           when you run out of toilet paper in the bathroom stall
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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT...
           when you run out of toilet paper in the bathroom stall
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michael phelps: the greatest olympian who ever lived

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Me: (puts on glasses) Why is everything so blurry?
Me: (takes off glasses) Why is everything so clear?

--five seconds later--

MOM! MY VISION IS BACK!! I CAN SEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Mom: Honey, you're wearing your contacts.
Me: Oh...

fml.


half credit to shay12345. <3
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tHaT AwKwArD m0mEnT when...
                          you're in a rush to class and run through a couple holding hands o.O
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                                Mom: Why is the bathroom floor wet...
                                Kid: I can waterbend in the shower! I AM THE NEXT AVATAR!
                                Mom: --.-- I'll go get the towel...
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                 Nerd: I'm not afraid to take a stand!
              Bully: I love the way you lie.
              Nerd: I won't back down!
              Bully: You're never over.
              Nerd: Why you gotta be so mean?!
              Bully: Cause you're so white and nerdy.
              Nerd: You think you're cooler than me?!
              Bully: Just shut up and drive drive DRIVE.
              Nerd: sigh --.-- the old me's dead and gone...

~credits to eminem, rihanna, taylor swift, mike posner, yankovic, and T.I. <3
             
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yes, you are UGLY. . .
                                  that is, Utterly Good Looking Yes!

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              ehmeh.

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