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Me with my grandma christmas shopping for my present:

Me: Lets buy some Earrings!
Grandma: Not to expensive.
Me: Deal
-Walk into store-
Me: OMFG GRANDMA THERES BUTTERFLIES EARRINGS
Grandma:
Shop assistant:
Store:
Mall:
World:
Me:Their on for 25 dollars.
Grandma: Get them and run for it
I love my grandma

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Say it. I dare you
 

Talking to my guy friend:

Me: Listen to it!!
Him: Aha okay
Me: yeah Bubby!
Whoops..

I wear your Grandads clothes
I look incredible

I was on Omegle with my best friend I did a dare to this random guy.
I told him I had a Nicki Minaj Butt.

He began to do roleplay then.
Apparently he shoved me up on the wall and had random butt s-x with me.

Me:
Friend:
Harry Potter:
That guy:
Unicorns:
Smurfs:
Santa:
Mum:
Dad:
Sister:
Brother:
Cat:
Dog:
Fish:
Chickens:
Me: Im an eleven year old irl that just punkd you.
Guy: Oh..
Want some cookies?
Me: Okay!

Wtf just happened
ps Im not 11 I just said that.
 

'Sir.
Just wondering, what would you do for a chocolate bar?'
'What would I do for a chocoate bar? Well.
'I wouullddd,
'Steal from an old lady,
'I would join the US Navy
'I would ride around with batman all day long.'
'Go away'
'Hit short round with my truck
'tell the Jo Bros that they suck
'and keep going with this Catchy craapppy song.'
'Wow, I think that was pretty impressive,
'I think you deserve your  Cho-'
'I woouullllddd,
 'Take off all my clothes,
'punch Darth Vader in the nose'
'What the hell?'
'Tell Luke Im his father till he cries,'
'Im not gonna cry.'
'Poke Jabba in the Belly
'shave the hair off my friend Kelly'
'What the Ffff-'
'and I would shoot you in the head and watch you diee.'
'Whoa, that was a great answer! I think that was my fav-
'Wait what was the last part?'

Lego guy singing gets gun
Click click
Boom

I Like Big Butts and I cannot Lie.

Baby got back. - Vanilla Ice
Go Riley

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Liams quote
 

I like your face do you like my song?
Um what the hell am I listening too?

Ready or not Bridget Mendler.