CalifornaGirl16

Status: How can paper kill a rock??
Joined: October 18, 2011
Last Seen: 5 years
user id: 228546
Location: Livin, TheDream
 
 
i have lost myself again
here comes the sun
Hello! My name is Kelsey and WELCOME TO MY PAGE! Okay I am 17. I love Shinedown, horses, my bff (you_know_me_lol) And well my now split-in-two family (Parents are divorcing!) I am just a normal girl, with an extra-ordinary personality! I try to stay positive and laugh when even the darkest clouds have covered the sun. I live in California. I have the name Californa because CaliforniaGirl16 was already taken... So it has stuck since I joined Stardoll in 2010. I have two blogs! ahorseloversparadise.blogspot.com & overviewable.blogspot.com Okay by now! PEACE LOVE AND SHINEDOWN!!
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Quotes by CalifornaGirl16

I only suffocate,
because you take my breath away...
FIND ME ON DRAWCAST AT: 
ihatecoolfluffy
:)
WOW 
i haven't been on witty in forever 
;( 
really missed this place
Me looking at newest quotes:
Me: OOH! Thats so funny! XD!FAVORITE
Me: Aww... Thats so sad :*( FAVORITE
Me: OMG! That is so me! :O FAVORITE
Brother: DUDE! Just read the joke and SCROLL!
Fish:
Bowl:
Bed:
Me:
LOL! FAVORITE xD
I'm awake, I'm alive.
Now I know what I believe inside.
Now its my time.
I'll do what I want,
Cause this is my life!
-Awake and Alive By Skillet
"You have no internet"
Really? Five bars no internet huh?
Dog: 
Man's best friend
Cat:
Man's weird roomate who poops in a box
HOLY CRAP!
STEVE JUST REPLIED TO MY QUESTION! 
wondering what the question was?
"Steve, has any Wittian ever come to where you live?"
answer:
"No that would be kinda scary..."
XD
*This is long but REALLY funny towards the end!!
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whisper. “Hello,” whispered the child. Is your daddy home?” he asked. “Yes,” whispered the small voice. “May I talk with him?” The child whispered, “No.” Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, “Is your mommy there?” “Yes.” “May I talk with her?” Again the small voice whispered, “No.” Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, “Is anybody else there?” “Yes,” whispered the child, “a policeman.” Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee’s home, the boss asked, “May I speak with the policeman?” “No, he’s busy”, whispered the child. “Busy doing what?” “Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman”, came the whispered answer. Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the boss asked, “What is that noise?” “A hello-copper” answered the whispering voice. “What is going on there?” asked the boss, now alarmed. In an awed whispering voice the child answered, “The search team just landed the hello-copper.” Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a little frustrated the boss asked, “What are they searching for?”
Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle: “ME.”
 
 


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