*This is long but REALLY funny towards the end!!
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees
about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed
the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a
child’s whisper. “Hello,” whispered the child.
Is your daddy home?” he asked. “Yes,” whispered
the small voice. “May I talk with him?” The child
whispered, “No.” Surprised, and wanting to talk with
an adult, the boss asked, “Is your mommy there?”
“Yes.” “May I talk with her?” Again the
small voice whispered, “No.” Hoping there was
somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked,
“Is anybody else there?” “Yes,” whispered
the child, “a policeman.” Wondering what a cop would
be doing at his employee’s home, the boss asked, “May
I speak with the policeman?” “No, he’s
busy”, whispered the child. “Busy doing what?”
“Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman”, came
the whispered answer. Growing concerned and even worried as he
heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the
phone the boss asked, “What is that noise?” “A
hello-copper” answered the whispering voice. “What is
going on there?” asked the boss, now alarmed. In an awed
whispering voice the child answered, “The search team just
landed the hello-copper.” Alarmed, concerned, and even more
then just a little frustrated the boss asked, “What are
they searching for?”
Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled
giggle: “ME.”