When a girl texts you..
"Hi" it really
means: I'm sorry I have a lot of feelings for
you, not like ah were friends but, were ah
friends but it's like, more than a friend but I haven't
heard from you in like 3 days so like I was just wondering if you
liked me or not? I thought we had a connection last night but,
I'm not really sure then I haven't heard from you and
I'm not sure what's going on I was just wondering if you
liked me?
"What are you
doing tonight?" it really means: I really
want to hang out with you because I really like you but I know
you're talking to that girl Karen and it really f***ing
bothers me but like if you want to be with me you'll be with
me but, if you want to be with her then you be with her and I
just dont understand what's going on so I'd appreciate if
you'd tell me if you like me or not or if you like Karen.
"Whatever,
I'm done." it really means: I am done
talking to you except I really want you to text me back
'cause I want you to like me. I just don't understand why
you don't like me. I'm such a catch any you're SO
stupid! I don't understand why your SO stupid! I'm so
frustrated, angry, and I just wish you would just hang out with
me and I just don't know what's going on, can you please
just please text me back?! PLEASE, AHW.
-- Jenna Marbles