CallMeMari

Status: Pray for Nochixtlán, Oaxaca
Joined: November 12, 2011
Last Seen: 7 years
user id: 237520
                                                  

Quotes by CallMeMari




|You Know|
Not every boy is a prince charming. He'll do things that you won't like.
He'll pick video games over you.
He won't know what to do when you cry.
He doesn't bring you any teddy bears.
He doesn't text you "good morning beautiful."
He doesn't compliment you at least once a day.
But, you're not perfect either. 
You'll just have to accept him 
|The way he is|
 

it's nothing new, just another reason to cut.
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Mom: Get off the computer.
Me: Mom, I can't live without the internet!!!
Mom: Just two decades ago, people lived without the internet and they lived just fine.
Me: -.-  Yeah mom, that's because they were cavemen. 


True Story


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To tell you the truth, I don't care much about the amount of

Followers

I have or the amount of 

 FAVES 

I get on a quote

But 

What I do think about is...
 Will this quote make someone smile?

Will it give them tears?

Or will it make the wittian that is reading my quote laugh?

 

nmf 

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Mom: who are you talking to?
Me: Jake...Jake from State Farm
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom: *gasp* you're talking to a boy?!?!


nmf
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 You're not a judge but if you're

gonna judge me

then sentence me to another life

 

nmf   

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While watching t.v. with little sister
Dora:How  many  monkeys  are   there?
Me: There's   obviously   2.
Dora: That   is   correct!  There  are  3  monkeys.
Me: Oh,  I   knew   that.
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S U I C I D E.. ...Should not exist. But what is a quote going to do? It's going to do a lot. I want a petition to go around of Witty and I want you to repost this quote with your name signed. After I get all of these names, I am going to make a YouTube video of all the Witty Profile names that took out a few minutes to read and repost this quote. Let's show these people how much we care and someday we can put a end to this! Stay strong! Signatures:
Kate1630
LilzaxX
daddygirl99.
notyouraverageb*tch
Smileyz316
xpeacexbluex
SexiPurpleZebra
conklineli5280
kaerottina
Eatmypants
quotinglikeaboss
xoStayBeautifulxo
Meganbbz
AnaisHeartsYou
Marie1388
I mNotAlone
GirlMeetsBoyx33
mariah_love1369
niki12354
ohxheyxitsxLydia :) ♥♥
hannahrivera55
yourmysunshine
SmileyFacesAreAmazing (:
tiffanydewes
love_him_always
musicgirl109
lilgirlsarah ♥
emilyjonesxox
kazzykinsxo
Kellasauras ♥
JadeyRawrRawr
ColleenElizabethh (:
lovehimmorethanwords
dyliedoodle
zeldaGirl97
You_Love_Dana
jessiduh
Where_the_Lines_Overlap
gbugg
Pandaawsomeness ♥
skyla961
Starmoonplay ♥
xhollisterx322
PippaGirlxx
mr_beanzzz
gabster25
erikax32♥
Kittykitty123♥
masher33.♥
icanthavehim
mylyfe2121
cupcakexoxo9
natstone
teenteen
crazii
amyy
diilyndaaisy
lindsey123
taylahj_eels
fruitsbasket =)
softb11
someonelikeyou23
blacklicorice
Karin95
SillyLilly
Fuzzybird :)
Tracylivesunderyourbed ♥
becca21
MinitureGirl
PixieDustx
zebraalover :DD
Prianka♥
colormyworld401
Fishes926
sydneyxbrooke ♥
Libbi_Rox Darcyy
dancergrl13
ToshaMarie_22 confession_forever
chharish tessy_13
stickerlesshobo
iloveyou10101
ImmaBeWitty
Kyla_xo Sien
Martaa
Jewls5725
XxJenniferLawrenceX
CocoBench
McKenzie8463 - Together we can beat this! <3
ThePenguinWhisper1234- I love everyone of you!
CallMeMari♥
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Teacher: Why do you talk so much during class?
Me: Because it's official.
Teacher: What's official?
Me: Talking is the cure for boredom.
 


 
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 Internet is not working!!!!

This must be God's way of telling me to finish my homework.


 
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Hate Is a Strong Word

but i really, really don't
l i k e   y o u

Leaves me...
 nmf /q


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