Bonjour Beautiful Wittians!
My name is Charlotte and I have a passion for all things sweet and colourful! I’m a really easy-going person, I’ll talk to anyone as long as you’re nice to me, don’t talk inappropriately and don’t ask for any personal information that isn’t already displayed on my profile. This page is all you’re going to get, I’m afraid. Shame, right? J So get that mouse scrolling, browse my quotes, maybe even fave one that you like. Leave me comments, I love you ALL, people! And don’t forget to follow me, I always try to follow back or fave one of your quotes in return!!! J
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I’m
blonde; I must be
stupid.
I’m
brunette; I must be
boring.
I have red
hair; I must have a fiery
temper.
I have black
hair, I must be
eccentric.
I dye my
hair; I must be trying to be
someone.
I wear
make-up; I must be
fake.
I wear
skirts; I must be a
slag.
I like football;
I must be a
lesbian.
I’m
rich; I must be
spoilt.
I’m poor;
Imust be a
tramp.
I wear
black; I must be a
goth.
I wear
hoodies;
Imustbe causing
trouble.
I’m
skinny; I
muststarve
myself.
I’m
curvy; I must constantly
eat.
I’m
smart; I must be a
nerd.
I’m
independent; I must be a
loner.
I cry; I
must be a baby.
I’m
not like you; I must be
weird.
I’m
like you; I must be
copying.
I’m
religious; I must make you be the
same.
I’m
young; I must be
naïve.
I’m
old; I must be unable to look after
myself.
I’m a
teenager; I must always be up to no
good.
I’m a
straight-A student; I must have no social
life.
I have no
job; I must be
lazy.
I have a good
job; I must be a
snob.
I’m
foreign; I must be pocketing your
tax.
I am human; I
must be
stereotyped.