CaptainDepresso

Status:
Joined: September 12, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 330327
Location: Hell on earth
Gender: F
My life is easy to describe, 
A girl with blue eyes with ever changing hair color.
Midway through her teenage years,
lost but found all the differant days,
and most of all, loved.

Quotes by CaptainDepresso

Most terrifying week of my life. x_X
Razors pain you.
Acids stain you.
Guns aren't lawful.
Gas smells awful.
Rivers are damp.
And drugs cause cramp.
Nooses give.
You might as well live.
1-800-SUICIDE.
(1-800-784-2433)
Fat Lasts Longer Than Flavor.
So I know y'all will have fun with this.
My shihtzu Macy had a litter of 8 puppies, Four girls Four boys.
I need names, get creative. C:
So mad. -.-;
My whole harddrive, disk memory, everything! Got wiped.
Now I have to redownload 
World of Warcraft
Steam and League of Legends.
Fml I'm a fu|cking nerd o.-
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
You!


I'm not proud to say my little brother told me this joke.

 
"I hate my body. I've got blades, what do I do now?"
Take them, go into your bathroom and take your clothes off.
Then stand up and look in the mirror.
Just for a second, even if you hate what you see.
Then, imagine your body full of gashes, scars, cuts and bruises.
Imagine yourself in months, hiding your body.
Appologizing while you hurry to pull your sleeves down
when they slide up in class
Now back to normal, which do you prefer? Exactly.
Put the razor down, put your clothe back on.
Leave the bathroom.
Call your bestfriend, or significant other,
and tell them you love them
Don't ever touch the f/u/cking razor again.
I can't wait for Christmas.
I can't wait for the cold weather and the boots and coats and mittens.
I can't wait for the snow.
I can't wait for the traveling and seeing family.
The smell of cookies and a clasic Christmas dinner.
The atmosphere of being in the room with the kids that are opening their presents.
Because for them it's differant. 
I can't wait for opening my gifts and cards.
I can't wait for the morning after christmas, when we all go shopping for the sales.
The Victoria Secret PJ's.
The hot chocolate.
Because it's the holidays when people feel together.
Not just together as a family, but together as theirself.
Christmas is a time of joy and happiness.
Don't forget that.

"I don't see anyone so I'm more a potato in a room alone.
In the dark
In my bed
..cold
alone
potato."