Carebearkeri

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It's hard to swin
in a world so shallow ♥
ls that I can't live without amelia, taylor, amber, and daria<3 They hold me together. we get called sluts alot but if you really knew us we spend our weekends watching spongebob and dreaming about taylor launter. I am currently single although I have dated boys in the past including DeeplyLoved who to this day still needs to change his information section. I am a country girl from alabama. I play hockey, basketball, and I kickbox. My life is pretty good right now and I would love for it to stay like this<3 if you want to get to know me some more just comment and we can chat it up<3
:) short but sweet, my name is keri i am 15 years old, my birthday is septermber 26, 1996. I haven't found love and I am still searching for that one special someone, although i do have someone in mind. I have been in love with the same person for almost 3 years. I have 6 siblings that i can't live without. I live in Rhode Island the smallest state. I attend an all girls school. I play softball, lacrosse, hockey, and soccer. My favorite color is blue and i enjoy being a tomboy. I wear boxers and shop in the boys section in stores.
judge away my friends<3
when ever you feel down just think someone out there wants you in thier life 

Carebearkeri's Favorite Quotes


 

me when i get a hair cut.


there: wow! my hair looks pretty good right now.
when i get home: what the f/ck?!





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Dear Face, 
please get prettier.
 Dear Stomach,
please get smaller.
Dear Legs,
please get more sexy.
♥♥ mdeDear Personality,
please get more appealing.
Dear Body,
please get more attractive.
Dear Self,
please stop being such a failure.HS

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Me: Oh look, a bruise.
Me: I bet that will hurt if I poke it.
Me:
Bruise:
Me:
Bruise:
Me:
Bruise:
Me:*pokes bruise*
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Patrick: Spongebob! My face is leaking
Spongebob: No it's no Patrick, You're just sweating from all the exercise you're doing.
Patrick: Woah woah woah. Exercise? I did not sign up for this

And this is why I love Patrick

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leaning when the bowling ball
 goes the wrong way.


nmf/nmq
twopairsofshades made this format, not me.
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me: why are those guys staring at me?

me:is there something on my face?

me:is there something on my shirt?

me:they're probably laughing at how ugly i am.

me:they probably find it amusing how fat i am.

friend:maybe they think you're cute.

me:are you stupid or something?


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Me in the shower:

Me: *turns water on*
Me: *grabs phone*
Me: *sits in the bathroom on witty for 7 minutes*
Me: *checks time*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: oh chiz
Me: *gets in shower*
Me: HOLY JEEEEZEZ OHMYGAWWWSH MY FOOT IS BURNING LIKE SHAWTY ON THE DANCE FLOOR
Me: *jumps out and turns hot water down*
Me: ahh, this'll be better
Me: *steps in shower once again*
Me: COLD COLD COLD ASDFGHJKL ITS SO COLD IS THIS FUUCKING ANTARCTICA OW OW OW OW OWWWW
Me: *turns hot water up a teeeeeeeeeeny tiiiiiiiiiiiiny bit*
Me: okay, this will work.
Me: holy crap it actually worked
Me: ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Me: NEVERMIND I'LL FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOOOUUUUU!
Me: ok seriously, gotta get clean
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: oh right, soap.
Me: *scrubbing arms and legs*
Me: omg wtf why am i so hairy
Me: lol jk, i'm a dude of course i'm hairy!
Me: *washes hair*
Me: *washes face*
Me: *drops shampoo*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: my family probably thinks i'm dead
Me: better make sure they know I'm alive
Me: I'M SLIM SHADY YES I'M DA REAL SHADY, ALL YOU OTHAA SOMETHIN SOMETHIN ARE JUST IMATATINN
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: guess i better get out now..
Me: *turns off water and gets out*
Me: *realizes i forgot to get a towel*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: *sprints naked to the hall closet and blindly grabs nearest bath towel*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: shh that never happened
Me:
Me:
Me: *sits on bed in only a towel making quote about taking a shower*



lol my quote & format! should i keep making these kinds of quotes?(:
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