CarlaLovesYou

MATH TEACHER SAID:
"I HAVE FIVE BOTTLES IN ONE HAND,
AND SIX IN THE OTHER."
WHAT DO I HAVE?
so the student said:

"A  DRINKING  PROBLEM?"

I'm Going To Open A Bra Shop;
AND CALL IT "ONE GIRL TWO CUPS".
 

When I'm Sad,
I just sing. & Then I realize my voice is worse than my problems♥

i don't hate you.








i'm just not necessarily excited about your          existence.