Carlito

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Joined: July 17, 2010
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 116918
 Standalone player

Quotes by Carlito


Dear Canada,


Thanks for Drake, but take the Bieber kid back.

Sincerely, Americans

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Me: I didn't know Wal-Mart had a stripper section?
Mom: They don't?
 ...
Me: Oh, sorry that must be Miley Cyrus' new clothing brand.
 
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7 years with Harry
have taught me more about love and life
than 14 years of Muggle schooling ever will ♥
 
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Dear Vegas,


Not everything that happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

Sincerely, Herpes.

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Dear School Lockdowns,


Yeah, they are really going to think we aren't here just because we turn off the lights and cover the windows.

Sincerely,
Scared Student.

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Dear Obama,


They're just so hard to please, aren't they?

Sincerely, Bush

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 Dear World,


If you don't want us to take
all of the jobs, start actually studying in school.
 

Sincerely,
The Asians.

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Dear Carnivores,
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
 Sincerely, TWIST
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3 Gallons of Bleach $15
plastic bags,rubber gloves, masking tape, rope: 25$
chain saw: 200$ &
look on cashiers face: priceless
;)
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Imagine that online chatting was like a REAL Conversation
 How awkward would it be to
--->> Stick<<---
your tongue out
everytwominutes
:P
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