CarolineLoves1D

Liam's best friend is Andy.
Woody's best friend is also Andy.
MIND = BLOWN

Directioner Problems

me: *writes down the boy's names*

me: Niall... Louis...

me: Zayn...

me: Harry...

me: ow, omg Liam I'm sorry

me: so sorry

me: you're going first the next time, i promise

Make your 1D sentence :)

1. The month you were born in

January- I stalked
February- I love
March- I hate
April- I kissed
May- I married
June- I fell in love with
July- I slept with
August- I got drunk with
September- I killed
October- I showered with
November- I'm obsessed with
December- I sang with

2. Your eye colour

Blue- Zayn
Brown- Harry
Green- Niall
Hazel- Liam
Other- Louis

3. The day you were born

1. Because I hate One Direction
2. And it was the best thing that's ever happened to me
3. And he died
4. Because I'm ugly
5. And I'm the lucjiest girl in the world
6. Because we belong together
7. And he killed me
8. And I chased him with a spoon
9. Because we're meant to be
10. Because I like mirrors
11. And we got married
12. Then he told me I was beautiful
13. because I followed him on Twitter
14. because he forced me to
15. Then he stalked me
16. And gave me a bunch of carrots
17. Because I had nothing better to do
18. Because I hate him
19. And I'll do it again
20. And he sang WMYB to me
21. Because I punched him
22. Because I blamed Niall
23. And he loved me forever
24. Because I love him
25. And he sang One Thing to me
26. And he gave me his number
27. because Jimmy protested
28. And he told me I was funny
29. because i like him
30. and we lived happily ever after
31. because Zayn said vas happenin

One Direction Ordering Food:

Paul: Ok boys get whatever you want.
Niall: I want a cheeseburger...
Harry: Louis lets split a meal and eat it together tonight.
Louis: Sure we can eat it in bed.
Niall: Chicken fingers...
Paul: Harry stop touching Louis and order your food.
Niall: French fries...
Liam: I would like some cookies and milk.
Niall: Ice cream...
Zayn: Is there a bathroom here? I need a mirror.
Paul: No Zayn you're fine.
Niall: Coke
Louis: My order name is Terrrrrrence.
Liam: I am so sorry I forgot to say please when i was ordering my food!
NIall: Onion rings...
Paul: Niall, don't you think thats enough food?
Niall: Another cheesevurger...
Zayn: Paul i need a mirror now!
Harry: Louis order one drink for us to split.
Niall: Cookies...
Paul: Why didn't just order them?

Imagine going to Starbucks, after you order ask them to write "Harry Styles" on your cup. So when they call out Harry Styles, you'll see all these girls looking around or fangirling and you go up to them saying: "Oh, he's in the car at the moment, but I'll take it since I'm his girlfriend" Then walk away like a boss.

#Imagine

You: Kiss me Harry!
Harry: Oh, ok
You: Hurry up.
Harry: Calm down, why such hurry?
You: Because my mom will wake me up to school.

What my life has turned into

Me: side walks i bet Liam uses side walks.
Me: hey look, the color orange... i bet the boys know about the color orange.
Me: ah, that man has a nose.. so does Niall.
Me: air, i bet Zayn breathes air
Me: agh, a woman with a dog. i like one direction.

"Mashes potatoes, new baby potatoes, bake potatoes, roast potatoes."
"POTATO!"
"VAS HAPPENIN POTATOES?!"

Fave if you know where is this from <3 :)

After a concert

everyone else:They are so good live weren't they? Very very good show, shame about all the screaming, could barely hear them! But im so happy I got to see them live!

me: WE WERE IN THE SAME PLACE! THEY WERE BREATHING THE SAME AIR AS ME, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!?!?!?! THEIR AIR IS INSIDE ME, WE ARE CONNECTED! WE SHOULD  BE MARRIED! AND DID YOU SEE THEIR CLOTHES!?!? THEY'RE SO PRETTY I WANT TO DIE, GOD SAVE MY SOUL SOMEBODY HOLD ME! THEY ARE SO PERFECT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO AND DID YOU HEAR THEM SING THAT SONG AND THEIR VOICES WERE JUST SO PERFECT AND THEN THEY GOT CHANGED AND I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE END OF MY LIFE COS THEY ARE JUST SO PRETTY AND PERFECTAND MY WHOLE BRAIN IS CRYING! *minutes later* I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!!!!!!11!!!!!

I am talking about 1D :)