A turkey was
chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the
top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't
got the energy."
"Well,
why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the
bull. They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey
pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough
strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day,
after eating some more dung, he reached the second
branch.
Finally after
a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the
tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the
tree.
Moral of the
story:
Bull
sh*t might get you to the top, but it won't keep you
there.
---- HAHAHAHA This just totally made my day omg.
((NMQ))!!