Carson54821
Joined: April 13, 2012
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I'm 17. I make my birthday wishes on April 10.
I love meat ;) My two passions are the eating meat, and eventually working at Petsmart.
Witty is practically my diary, and I love my mom.
My pet peeve is Sandrasaurus.
I am pretty shy until you get to know me ;) ;)
But I'm super friendly. :)
Send me a comment so we can get to know each other!:D
And follow me! I always follow back! By the way, pretty much all this cool stuff on my profile, I got from my mom. She's SO FUNNY
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GUYS. I FIGURED OUT WHY WE ALL HAVE CAT OBSESSIONS.
We obviously have friends because we share common interests, right? Well look at this great non-biased research:
Cats: Sleeps all day, parties at night, eats, sleeps, not socialable, hides when people are near
Teenage Girls On Witty: Sleeps all day, parties at night, sleeps, not socialable, hides when people are near
I am a genius
Am I right, or am I right?!
There was once a forest! And in that forest was a man who was vurry skinneh.
One day his daughter drew a stick figure of the man and said, "look DADDIO, this is you! It looks just like you!"
The man looked and began to cry, as he had self-image issues and couldn't handle the obvious criticism.
Then some freak came a'walkin by them. The man said, "you can have this little girl. She's evil. But be warned, she's a meanin."
The freak said no.
Getting out your phone
In front of a cute guy, so he knows you have a number he can ask for.
nmf
FOLLOW
ME AND I PROMISE I'LL FOLLOW BACK!
LETS ACTUALLY BE FRIENDS! <3
Hey, I like your make-up!
LOLJK
It looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola.
nmq
When I was little,
I always felt bad for the color yellow,
because nobody liked it.
Me without you is like
Pepsi without cans.
Pedophiles without vans.
Jersey Shore without tans.
♥
nmq