CatherineKiwi16

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Dear Eminem,
Shut up and get a life.
Sincerly,
THE WORLD

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                       Thank you. For uses my heart like toilet paper. And making me feel like I was being flushed down the toilet a million times a day. I just wanted to remind you. . . . I'm not a restroom.
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I'm not a hot girl;;

i will  probably  never turn  you on,  take your
breath away, or impress your friends with the
way  I  look... but I can make you laugh  and
make  you feel wanted, and sometimes  i'm
really freaking cute.  I just  wish that could be
enough, just once.                                               

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Never Too Old For 'Finding Nemo'

(\_/)   (\_/)
(._ . (^ ^)
(>O ) (< <)

I was going to give you this cookie...

 (\_/)   (\_/)
. . )  (-. -)
(>O<) (     )

But then I was like…

  (\_/)    (\_/)
(O_O) (o.O)
 (>O<)  (^  ^)

I’M SO HUNGRY!

(\_/)   (\_/)
(^.^ (-.-)
(> <)  (> <)

So I eated it.

girls

are like apples

on trees. The best ones

are at the top of the tree.

The boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree.