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Throwing fertilizer at people who need to grow up.

I hate school.

So much.

Girl Who Sits Next To Me: Heyy teacher, have you ever heard the song "Never Ever Getting Back Together"?

Teacher: Yeah.

Teacher: Actually, to be honest, it came on the radio yesterday.

Teacher: I turned it up full blast, and jammed out, thinking about my ex the whole time.

Teacher: And then it ended.

Teacher: *Walks away sadly*

If you ever feel that your life is crazy and out of control, just watch some TLC.

I guarantee you'll feel better after a few shows.

Picture day:
A competition to see who wears what the best. All of the losers get put into one big giant book called the "Yearbook", which is distributed to the entire school.

May the odds be ever in your favor.

That one friend who you secretly hate...

When you are so tired, but you can't sleep because you are too tired.

I just flipped to the science channel and saw a seal give birth.

That's what I get for trying to gain more knowledge -.-

Show me a sane person and I will cure them for you.