I'm _100___%
boss.
[x ] when i'm
home alone & i hear a noise, u can find me underneath my
bed.
[ x] when i put something into the microwave, i go all ninja &
try to complete a task before my food's ready.
[x ] i have to sleep in the middle of my bed, thinking otherwise a
monster will pull me under.
[ x] i've used a crayon expecting it to be a different color.
fail.
[ x] when nobody's around, i go up the stairs like a baby
chimpanzee would.
now multiply that by 20.
you have your percentage.
ru a boss?!?