Checkmate

ugh i rarely come on this site idk why. i cba making quotes or talking to anyone really.

lawl i wasn't gonna come back but then i thought i'd stay till like december

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would you like to explain?

found you elsie. i was stalking cassie and knew she'd have found you already so i just clicked who she was following. am very smrt.

um bethany where have you been? it says that you were online 33mins ago. i am disappointed. how dare you?

my mum is cool and scary and all things i despise.
its so cool originating from asian countries. afghanistan was NOT hot. it was the mountains beth and SOOOOO cold!

my parents knew princess diana yenno how we do~
lool my dad is linked to the malay royal family and sh-t. yes g.

age wise i would be in year ten but intelligence wise i am in my second/third year of uni.

ITS YEAR 9 BETH PUT YOUR HEAD DOWN!
if you don't get at least 5 A*s ur dead. i will march to your house and take you to the cold mountains of nuristan and feed you to the mountain sheep.

this year should be chill. ok every year is.

i have been afghanistan, malaysia, bangladesh and iran
nearly drowned in Bangladesh because my house is near the sea and i can't swim
and in afghanistan we live in the hindu kush, nuristan which is basically the mountains and i fell and cut my leg but we have cool lepoards and sh-t there. omfg i have a pet cat and at my age my mum had a pet tiger. i saw photos.
iran was safe for me. like yeah.
malaysia, the royal family were visiting there and yeah we just chilled. well i did in a kimono y'all.

lulsz i gotta pack for tomorrow and catch the train to SCOTLAND!
wat. 2 weeks ago i was in iran.
school sucks but you're in year 9 so put your head down gurl.
how's the new year treating you?
have all the boys hit puberty and grown like really tall?

hey beth. don't really come on here much. idk why tho.
starting school on sunday so its going to be 10x busier.
i've been on holiday for the most part.

I don't have their signatures because I didn't think it'd be necessary but my sister has pictures of me meeting everyone.

LMFAOOOOO "you can't eat freedom" ahahahahahahha. they would if they could ~~
I read somewhere that the statue of liberty was made in france and it was a sign of freedom and it was to do with slavery and they did a black slave in chains to represent it but america didn't want it to be that so they got some blue lady holding a fcking flame.

beth. my friends are so like you. srsly. they bum over benedict cumberbatch and are so patriotic. like omfg everytime we go to a non british country, they always sing the national anthem out while being half drunk. and cry when there's no chippy round the corner.

OK EID.
OMFG.
my brother, he goes to a muslim school in south africurh and he comes during the month on ramadan and leaves a week after eid.
after the eid prayer, him and a few lads went to the roof of the mosque and he bmxed of it and broke his leg so we had to go a&e
LOL
but the day was fun. and i wore south asian. this black kameez.

nope it isn't :)

Eid Mubarak!

no they were all really kind. lmao barracuda fish.

ugh i hate it when americans give their unwanted view on the closing ceremony. like srsly. no one cares.

my friends aren't intimidating. they are a little like me and you didn't find me intimidating did you? we don't let our intelligence get in the way.

omfg. dat last paragraph. gurl u need halp.

ok beth at the closing ceremony, my dad arranged for my sisters and i to meet all the athletes and artists performing at the closing ceremony.

I MET THE SPICE GIRLS! and NIALL HORAN. and the rest but idgaf.

ok so yeah the olympics closing ceremony was REALLY cool.

i wouldn't mind having white skin but i like all my cultures. and i also have the privilege of experiencing british culture.

my friends get really hyper when they're drunk. when they're sober they're like these awkward scientists and mathematicians. its quite scary if anything.

lmao beth. what is it with you an fonts? this font is fingerlinger. O.o fingerlinger...
ok you just said that you were going to have a one night stand with a font.

um the arabic version of Jesus is Isa.

most curries aren't spicy to me but it must just be my south asian tongue.
hahaha the laughing version of WMYB is amazing.

omfg you would get along with my friend chucky so much. you remind me of him only he's a black/white 14 year old male.
I AM CONSTANTLY BABYSITTING FOR MY DRUNK FRIENDS. omfg its worth it because they do some of the most funniest stuff while drunk. its like they randomly believe they're invincible and can jump of buildings without hurting themselves.

pls dn't get me strted on educaytion in britun -.-
see what i did there?
yeaahhhh....

OMFG IN ISLAM, ABRAHAM HAD SONS CALLED ISHMAEL AND ISAAC (only they had the arabic version of the name)
christianity and islam are like in so many ways. you guys believe that Jesus is the son of God but we believe he was a prophet like Muhammad and Ibrahim etc

omfg beth what if you get kidnapped by the fbi? you know what? i will save yo welsh gurl. amma save you asian style with ma curreh and martial arts and afghan dancing and something to also do with my persian-ness.

if you had a reality show, it could be about how you travel to Scotland looking for me and you get drunk with my friends because tbh thats all they ever do

the british empire is interesting to learn about but in school we never learn what happened to asia. especially the south. like india. bangladesh wasn't a country then. it was still india and we never learn in great detail what they did there but i have loads of books on it.

OMFG MY EID DRESS IS PERF. i'll put a pic of me up on it on witty after eid.
ramadan is when we think of the poor and donate money and when the devil is locked away. we celebrate eid because Ramadan has ended in a good way.

there is also a second eid later in the year which is the "festival of sacrifice" and that is to commerate of the willingness of Prophet Ibrahim (Abraham) to sacrifice his son Isma'il (Ishmael) to God. i think you have that story in christianity too? or is it judaism? not sure.

loolsz beth. everything you say should be documented by the FBI because sometimes you sound like a psycho. you should also have your own reality show

omfg das tru. why send them to australia?
brits f-cked up australia too.

ummm... i like my afro hair and i only straighten it on weddings.
omfg beth i bought my eid dress and its black and perfect and ugh YAY EID
AND I AM ATTENDING A SOUTH ASIAN WEDDING SOON
PARTAAAAAY

i want to watch sherlock but i can't find any of the first videos online
lulsz i say butt too but i hate it when others say it. like srsly. british english is better than the original ok? they just copy everything we do.

everything is awkward with the olympics. idk whats going on half the time.

loolsz. white aussies are descended from criminals because the brits put all the british criminals in australia. ok americans have accents i don't understand.

ugh my hair. beth. you don't even know how weird it is.
i like dyed my hair a darker brown because ginger is too NATURAAAL and then i straightened it. which took 5 hours. and it didn't come out perfect. afro hair is a pain.

i have never actually seen sherlock but i have seen gifs on tumblayr. and um benedict cumberbatch has a nice neck.

wow. your quotes are perfect.

ok beth we are winning so many gold medals and i have the privilege of seeing it in real life

omfg we have tom hiddleston too and ugh the women of downton abbey. they are so hot. and we have naomi campbell. idc if she's older than my dad, she is hot.

china is really brutal when it comes to training.

lulsz everyone pronounces niger as the word.
omfg i say bubba too and i feel so aussie when i say it.

hp is the best. don't get me started. the books are better because its left to your imagination.