ChekkaWay

Haii :)
Asdfghjkl; today the new episode of pretty little liars comes out!
Who else loves that show? Its my addiction & I would never be able to live without it ;)
This new girl in my school was saying how she always has heaps of boyfriends and asked why I didn't have one because I apparently talk about s//x a lot..
Thanks, bro, really thanks.
New chapters up, lovely.
&& well, she didn't HAVE to but she felt like it would be wrong to continue dating him despite her feelings. I'm Australian & whats so different? c: If you have any questions, feel free to ask

School is starting tomorrow :( Oh my gosh, I'm really upset, I absolutely hate most of my grade & really don't want to see them again
{{my unsocialness is coming out}}
Anyway, I don't know how busy I'll be this year so I don't know if I'll be able to upload every single day, not that I do... Sorry! I guess I'll see how school goes (:
Chapter 28 is up!

Heyheyhey ((:
Chapter 24 is up, I hope you like it!
Yesterday, my friends and I went to the shops & there was this really cute guy and his friend, so when one of my friends and I walked to the bin to throw out our rubbish we accidently walked in between them and bursted out laughing.
They looked at us like we were weirdos.
Which we properly looked like but that's the reason no one likes me.
yeah!
I made them watch the chick who ate her tampon & ohmygosh, they were so funny! I don't think I have ever laughed so hard.

One of my friends showed me this YouTube video & you know how it is, when you watch one you just keep watching & watching random a/s .
Or is it just me?
I'm forever alone with a lot of things.
I was actually supposed to upload chapter 23 earlier today but well got carried away, enjoy!
A dog whisper came to may place today, idk, my dad finds randoms on the internet. Uhm, he didn't even talk to the dog or does that only happen in the movies..? He's like, "For two weeks, your dog is grounded & you're not allowed to pat it ever..." What the fugical , bro? I have a fluffy puppy & its so tempting, you just wanna pat it and be like 'Awhh, who's a good girl? Yes you are! Who's are cute puppy? Yes, you are!" #depressed

"I'm going to kill him. I'm going to finish him like a cheesecake!"
Pitch Perfect is funniest movie... ever! I watched it for the second time yesterday & ohmygosh... how do people come up with that kind of ?
I can relate to fat amy, like seriously, this is me when I'm in PE: http://media.tumblr.com/f89860d4b586858fc1d9912a81e9b158/tumblr_inline_mg9pfs1QQT1ra81xu.gif
Chapter 22 is up c: Enjoy!!
I just watched the tampon video and i had no idea what it was & okay... nobody watch it, please, I am now scarred for life. That is the most horrible thing I have ever seen in my life :/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERCpTrcmWrg
I have been showing EVERYBODY that video... i think it's hilarious! c:
Chapter 21 is up on my page, I hope you enjoy it.
I think I just ate my weight in chocolate ice-cream, oreos and nutella... bad idea..

1) First thing I thought; you like some type of different band!
2) No name so no game. but i think Michael sounds good with any(:
3) 10 cause everyone's beautiful!

oh, i want to be matched! my name's Francesca (its italian, obvs) so please give me nice match!

You can see all the UMP chapters on my website: sugarfreakstories.weebly.com For the rest of UMP, I'll be uploading on both witty and my website. If you're got any other questions, I'd be happy to answer them (:

Hahaha, awwww, well, I first got into the Hobbit; I'm re-watching all the LOTR movies over February break. But yeah, Christofer Drew c:
So, yeah, you're perfect, too, ok.~

k i just get so excited cuz apart from all my relations theres like no one who likes lotr

ohmygod, but it's so good! I wasn't a huge fan when I was younger because I didn't get it---but now, I'm just obsessed :')

yo when i was younger i didnt like all the fighting, i just adore it now. i waited all 2012 to see the hobbit. i hate the way they've made it into three movies tho :@

Same, I saw it when I was so young I didn't get the plot line and all I saw was fighting. And that scared me. But now I see the amazing-ness. When I first so I didn't know that (it was an unplanned event, but I heard it was amazing) and then it ended and then I almost yelled and yeah, it was perfect. c:

hehehehehe :D :D :D :D

'Ello love ♥
I went shopping today with a friend & I also watched Parental Guidance, my mum made me come with her and my sister so I dragged my friend alone.
Yeah, I know, I'm like the best friend ever c;
Anyway, damn, that movie is depressing. I admit, I do cry in about every movie I watch but this was so sad! I'm now sitting on my bed and watching my big fat greek wedding, I love the movie.
Anywayss, a new chapter is up, feedback?
Thanks for reading!
&& well, Gabby is just a guy I found on we heart it, I'm pretty sure hes just a random guy living somewhere in the world so sorry! Dean Geyer is sexy, isn't he? c; He's an Australian actor who was on Australian Idol and is now on Glee so yeah...

GLEE! thats how i know him!!! thank yaaaaa!!! but PLEASE tell me who Gabby is! i saw his photo on your website and he is GORGEOUS!

Hey guys, I hope you all are amazingly well! c:
I uploaded a new chapter of UMP & so, I hope you enjoy it!
Today, its supposed to get really hot and its 11 now & already boiling. Way to hot for the beach or going into the pool so I'm gonna be in my house all day.
Sad really..
Oh well, Witty is like 345678123456789098876345421567890876354216789027364 better than real life.
If you actually read that number, you get a cat.
Oooo, speaking of cats, I went to my cousins and they have a grey and white cat called Max. It was the cutest kitten ever and now, its big so I was sitting there running after it because it kept running away -.- Even the cats hat me.
Hell yes!
& awhh, thanks!

hey beautiful, would you mind checking out my story that me and my friend are writing? here's the link to the prolouge. ; http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/6519004

Heyya'<3

ah, i apologize, i accidentally deleted your comment on this quote (http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/6420410) when i was trying to press the 'reply' button.

anywho:

http://i.imgur.com/n6C16.jpg -- proof from lyrics.com
http://i.imgur.com/CvoFS.jpg -- proof from lyrics.net
http://i.imgur.com/MNCem.jpg -- proof from lyricsmania.com
http://i.imgur.com/ta0Dv.jpg -- proof from metrolyrics.com

they all seem to say 'swimming through sick lullabies' ... BUT i have found that there are exceptions in which Brandon Flowers does say 'turning' or 'churning' (or whatever which one) because in some youtube videos, that is what the audio is projecting.

when i made that quote, i referred to a lyrics website so i apologize if you felt hurt seeing that it said 'swimming' instead of 'churning'. it's a petty quote, honestly, so i don't really feel like it matters.

ahahahaha noooo it didnt HURT me! i was just saying that because that's what i always thought he said. and yea, it was a really pretty quote

Darling,
Open your eyes.
You are not made up of those words that
hurt you. Or that number on the scale. Or
the expecations that you feel you will never meet.
You are made up of nothing more then you.
Simply, beautifully, wonderfully, uniquely you.
You are a lovely and complex soul.
An individually fascinating combination of
thoughts, ideas, feelings, emotions.
No other is as beautiful as you.
Look past the mirror.
Look at your soul.
Only then will you see yourself as you truly are.
Beautiful.
So smile! And don't forget to
love yourself.
OperationBeautiful.com

I never said that I was insecure or anything. In fact I am a very happy person and I don't take no sh/t from no one... but thanks anyways :)

That's good. :)

Hey you asked about the song? Its A Shot Across The Bow by Mayday Parade

mayday parade!!!!!! :D k thanks

oh, yeah don't listen to me! hahah

lol very

Logan Lerman is my life...omg. You like him too? ;D

oh yea. i dont think i like him as much as you, but i REALLY like him

Haha,Yeah...That's almost impossible (-;

aww your soo sweet ssticking up for someone you dont know:)

k bye