WIP!!!
♥ Dear
Witty,
"You can't say you
have a harder life than me. Everyone thinks they have the worst
life in the world, but they have perfect lives. They cut
themselves for attention. Me? I don't. I just try to be
myself, and if someone has a f••king problem, they can
go die a horrible, painful death that consists of me torturing
them and gouging out their eyes and castrating them. ;) Nobody
will ever understand me. I just wish you would all butt out of my
f••king life..."
♥Love,
Cheshi ;D
My friend just bust into my house
through the attic window
in
a Kool-Aid man suit
and ran down the ladder and into my room where I am now and
yelled as loud as she could while whipping her head back,
"PAIN!!!!"
and then ran downstairs and out the window by the couch.
(No
really,
she
did.
There's a
ladder
leading
to the
attic
window
outside
O.o')
O____O
WITTY SURVEY:
Cross Off the Things You Have Done
Graduated
high school
Kissed Someone
Smoked a cigarette
Got so drunk you passed out
Rode in a police car for something
you didn't do
Rode every ride at an amusement park
Collected something really stupid
Gone to a rock concert
Help someone
Gone fishing
Watched four movies in one night
Gone long periods of
time
without
sleep
Lied to
someone
Snorted cocaine
Failed a class
Dealt drugs
Been in a car
accident
Been in a tornado
Done hard drugs
Watched someone die
Been at a funeral
Burned yourself
Ran a marathon
Cried yourself to sleep
Spent over $200 in one day
Flown on a plane
Cheated on someone
Been cheated on
Written
a 10 page letter
Gone skiing
Been sailing
Cut yourself on accident
Had a best friend
Lost someone you loved
Shoplifted something
Been to jail
Dangerously close to being in jail
Skipped school
Skipped class
Had detention
Got in trouble for something you
didn't do
Stolen books from the library
Gone to a different
country
Dropped out of school
Been in a mental hospital
Been treated in a mental hospital
Watched the “Harry
Potter” movies
Had an online diary
Fired a gun
Had a yard sale
Had a lemonade stand
Actually made money at the lemonade stand
Been in a school play
Been fired from a job
Taken a lie detector
test
Swam with dolphins
Gone to sea world
Voted for someone on a reality TV show
Written poetry
Read more than 20 books a year
Written over a 30 page essay
Gone to Europe
Loved someone you shouldn't have
Befriended someone you shouldn't
have
Used a coloring book over age 12
Had surgery
Had stitches
Taken a taxi
Seen the Washington Monument
Had more than 5 IM’s/online
conversations going at once
Overdosed
Had a drug or
alcohol
problem
Relative
to someone with a serious alcohol/drug problem
Been in a fist fight
Suffered any form
of abuse
Gone surfing in California
Had a hamster
Pet a wild animal
Used a
credit
card
Did “spirit day” at
school
Dyed your
hair
Got a tattoo
Had something pierced
Got straight As
Been on the honor roll
Known someone
withHIV
or
AIDS
Alice & Brittany's
Amazing Dictionary
That's Not Even In
Alphabetical Order!
:)
Hot
Wheels:
A really hot guy on a skateboard
Buffering:
Cool we get to play Snake now! :D
Cheez
It:
Run as fast as you possibly f••king can!
Vampire:
You mean that sparkling fairy thing?
Fluffy:
Destroyer of worlds.
Floofy:
Referring to a garment that is fluffy like a tutu.
Axe
(cologne):
Why does he smell so weird?
D &
D:
You mean that game I play once a week?
Nerd:
Brittany: *points at me*
Me: >:]
Music:
Life, duh. :3
Us:
Oooooh yeaaaaah! ;D