ChickenFillets

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Joined: October 13, 2013
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 373215
Gender: F
Tbh I really dont like the human civilization that much idk man im hungry

Quotes by ChickenFillets

RIP to your failed quotes
**insert super inspiring quote that makes you cry tears of happiness**
Ever wondered if pretty people's fart smells nice
Am I the only one who wishes to slice every single person when you're in an overcrowded area
Everybody in math class calls me macklemore cause im always like what what what what what
Been an hour since I woke up.
Better say good morning to my family before they get suspicious.
*you and your lover getting married* Priest: "....by the power vested in me I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss th-" Zayn frickin Malik: *comes running in* "WAIT !!!!" You: "what" Husband: "what" Everyone: "what" Obama: "what" Jennifer Lopez: "what" Zombies: "what" Aliens: "what" Bacteria: "what" Great blue whale: "what" Abraham Lincoln from the grave: "what" Zayn Malik: has everyone bought the Little mix albums
Sleep is so cool like you're not alive and neither are you dead so its a win-win
Witty has taught me so many amazing comebacks
"Why should I make my bed if im gonna sleep in it anyways"

"Why should I feed you if you're gonna die anyways"

Real smooth mom. Real smooth.