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5 Things To Remember In
Life.
1. Money
can't buy you happiness, but it's more comfortable to
cry in a Mercedes than a bicycle
2. Forgive your enemy's but remember that bastards
name..
3. Help someone when they are in trouble, and they will
remember you when they are in trouble again..
4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot
them..
5. Alcohol does not solve problems but neither does
milk..
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Format by Sandrasaurus
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Most Common Lies
1. I won't laugh. I
promise.
2. Your table
will be ready in a few minutes.
3. I'm just kidding.
4. I never got
your text.
5. I have read and agreed
to the terms and conditions.
6. You will need to know this later
in life.
7. I'm
fine.
8. No I'm okay, I'm
just tired.
9. Okay,
just one more episode.
10. I'm on
my way.
11. Sorry my
parents said
no.
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