ChikinNewdleMallerzz

Hi guys! Um...this is awkward (these things always are!)...so, I guess I'll start with my name? I'm Mallory, and I'm sometimes called "Mallerzz" by my friends, which comes from my "rapper name" that my friend made up. (Which is Chikin Newdle Mallerzz, my username.)
I'm 13, livin' it up in Georgia!
Loljk, I have no life. ;D
I'm taken by the most amazing guy...you see, he has SUPERPOWERS. Yeah, that's right, he's INVISIBLE!! Sadly, though, he was recently hospitalized with a severe case of nonexistence. Please pray for us.
Loljk, I'm forever alone.
And here is where I might make some comment about the 39 cats that I'll undoubtedly have when I'm older, but my cat doesn't even like me.
Haha, but she's bipolar. So, whatevs. ;)
Oh yeah, except that I'm gonna be married to Louis Tomlinson. ;D
And Niall Horan. And Zayn Malik. And LIam Payne. And harry stlyes.
...so basically, you can just call me Mrs. TomliStylaHoraPayLikSon. :P
I'm a proud Christian, and if that offends/bothers you, then you can just leave this page now.
I  do NOT stand for people making fun of/insulting my religion. It's not cool.
My witty best friend was elysey, but she left a few weeks ago because of alll the hate and fighting. :(
My best friend (like, real-life best friend, not just on Witty) is Jamie, she's an amazing person and never ceases to impress me with her awesomeness! Her username's jamisonmcdonut. I don't think she uploads quotes very much, or gets on as often as me though, but still, go check her out! NOW!
Oh hey, you're still here? Well then.
Be that way.
Guess who's missing out on a great friend? YOU ARE!! ;)
Yeah, so, I don't really know what else to say about me...*awkward penguin!*...

Things I Love:
music. Doctor Who. Georgia 4-H. my cat. Jimmy Buffett. my friends. my family. those who I can't decide which of the two previous categories they belong in. One Direction. texting. fangirling. funny things. funny people. Kenny Chesney. dance. Luke Bryan. Witty. being lazy. ballet. country music. my iPod. Netflix. Zac Brown Band. being a nerd. the Divergent series. The Hunger Games. Forrest Gump. little kid movies. (such as: Finding Nemo. Lilo and Stitch. Toy Story.) Harry Potter. Charlie McDonnell. Jon Cozart. YouTube. Jesus Christ. my amazing church. the beach. water. building sandcastles like a little kid. swimming. camp. Rock Eagle. palm trees. sailing. painting. photography. baking. Wikipedia. duck tape. norts. Chameleon Circuit. bendy straw forts. (<<with my best friend). the internet. smiley faces:). British/Irish accents. key lime pie. pillow pets. my best friend Jamison McDonut HomieGMcDoggieDog Snap. my best friend JayChizzyWazz*snapsnapsnap*. our retarded "rapper names". laughing. oil paints. you, for reading this all the way through:). although nobody did, probably. lol.