ChikinNewdleMallerzz
Joined: May 21, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: May 4
user id: 301346
Location: Georgia
Gender: F
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Hi guys! Um...this is awkward (these things always are!)...so, I guess I'll start with my name? I'm Mallory, and I'm sometimes called "Mallerzz" by my friends, which comes from my "rapper name" that my friend made up. (Which is Chikin Newdle Mallerzz, my username.)
I'm 13, livin' it up in Georgia!
Loljk, I have no life. ;D
I'm taken by the most amazing guy...you see, he has SUPERPOWERS. Yeah, that's right, he's INVISIBLE!! Sadly, though, he was recently hospitalized with a severe case of nonexistence. Please pray for us.
Loljk, I'm forever alone.
And here is where I might make some comment about the 39 cats that I'll undoubtedly have when I'm older, but my cat doesn't even like me.
Haha, but she's bipolar. So, whatevs. ;)
Oh yeah, except that I'm gonna be married to Louis Tomlinson. ;D
And Niall Horan. And Zayn Malik. And LIam Payne. And harry stlyes.
...so basically, you can just call me Mrs. TomliStylaHoraPayLikSon. :P
I'm a proud Christian, and if that offends/bothers you, then you can just leave this page now.
I do NOT stand for people making fun of/insulting my religion. It's not cool.
My witty best friend was elysey, but she left a few weeks ago because of alll the hate and fighting. :(
My best friend (like, real-life best friend, not just on Witty) is Jamie, she's an amazing person and never ceases to impress me with her awesomeness! Her username's jamisonmcdonut. I don't think she uploads quotes very much, or gets on as often as me though, but still, go check her out! NOW!
Oh hey, you're still here? Well then.
Be that way.
Guess who's missing out on a great friend? YOU ARE!! ;)
Yeah, so, I don't really know what else to say about me...*awkward penguin!*...
Things I Love:
music. Doctor Who. Georgia 4-H. my cat. Jimmy Buffett. my friends. my family. those who I can't decide which of the two previous categories they belong in. One Direction. texting. fangirling. funny things. funny people. Kenny Chesney. dance. Luke Bryan. Witty. being lazy. ballet. country music. my iPod. Netflix. Zac Brown Band. being a nerd. the Divergent series. The Hunger Games. Forrest Gump. little kid movies. (such as: Finding Nemo. Lilo and Stitch. Toy Story.) Harry Potter. Charlie McDonnell. Jon Cozart. YouTube. Jesus Christ. my amazing church. the beach. water. building sandcastles like a little kid. swimming. camp. Rock Eagle. palm trees. sailing. painting. photography. baking. Wikipedia. duck tape. norts. Chameleon Circuit. bendy straw forts. (<<with my best friend). the internet. smiley faces:). British/Irish accents. key lime pie. pillow pets. my best friend Jamison McDonut HomieGMcDoggieDog Snap. my best friend JayChizzyWazz*snapsnapsnap*. our retarded "rapper names". laughing. oil paints. you, for reading this all the way through:). although nobody did, probably. lol.
yeah, I think that's about it for now...
*awkward sudden ending!! :P*
& sorry it's not pretty...haha, I was just too lazy to format it at all:P
ChikinNewdleMallerzz's Favorite Quotes
So my friend {lasagnatonight AKA Naomi} made a quote that said,
"We were told to write down three rolemodels and explain why they were our rolemodels in health class."
One of the ones that she wanted to put was Jenna Marbles,
but she was like, "how am I supposed to explain that?"
This is what I told her,
"Jenna Marbles is my rolemodel because she invented landsharks. Kermit- landshark. Lamp- landshark. Ashton Kutcher- landshark. She also explained to me the differences between guys and girls in many situations and taught me how to make my boobs look bigger. She also taught me the truth about the Disney princes and taught me to get in touch with my inner-lesbian. She taught me what dogs do when they are home alone and how to have fun on vacation without going on vacation.
Bye spiderman, Bye spiderman."
and if you don't watch JennaMarble's videos, you have no idea what the hell i'm talking about.
-5% The Material.
-7% Group Skills
-88% How Much I Hate Other People
The hardest job in the world
must be working in a bubble wrap factory.
Can you imagine the self control that's
required to work there???
"You must not pop the bubbles."
Sleep is my drug. My bed is my dealer. My alarm is the cops. School is the jail.
On
Facebook:
-picture of fakey girl
with super low cut top, orange tan, white lipstick and heaps of
makeup-
Comments:
Boy: aw cute
NO.
Max: Woah! I expect this place is bugged. Everyone speak in code.
Max: Peanuts.
Alex: No one knows your code Max!
Max: Then we're safe.
Well, I officially give up on humanity.
True Story:
Friend's mom: * hears giant thud*
Friend's mom: "Bria what was that?"
Friend: "My shirt fell."
Friend's Mom: "Didn't sound like a
shirt."
Friend: "Never said I wasn't in it!"
Me: LOLOLOLOL.. ♥
