Christa133

Anybody else remember Dunkaroos or is that just me?

Me in French class

Teacher: get out the whiteboards I'm going to give you a question then you answer it.  Christa! You're up first?  Parler vous francais?

Me: *on whiteboard* Oui,Oui.  69 Deux, Deux.

I'm so mature guys

Patrick:What's funnier than 24?

Spongebob:25

ohhh spongebob

No one actually knows the specific flavors of some of the gatorade

Everyone knows them by color

suddenly becoming obsessed with what Steve looks like

#WITTYPROBZ

In school
Lady over the intercom:  We're sorry to announce that the internet server is down

*Two minutes later*
Whole School: *attacks her*

For an art project, my teacher said to bring in a picture of your favorite place in the world



so i took a snapshot of witty

at a black tie event

everyone else : *eating*

me:which fork is the salad fork? i will cry if i eat with the wrong fork!

Mom: No, you can't have that.. money doesn't grow on trees.

Me: Paper comes from trees, and that paper is used to make money so technically money does grow on trees therefore your argument is invalid.

I've always had this fantasy...

that one day..


I'm going to ride on hotel luggage carts just like Zack & Cody