ChuckNorris Fact
#58 In fine print on the back page of
the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all records are
held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the
closest anyone else has ever gotten.
ChuckNorris Fact
#55 Chuck Norris once built a time
machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As
Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met the bullets with his beard,
deflecting them.
JFK's head exploded out of sheer
amazement.