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Chuck Norris Fact #60
Chuck Norris not not use Spell-Check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the real spelling of it.

Chuck Norris Fact #59
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

Chuck Norris Fact #58
In fine print on the back page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

Chuck Norris Fact #57
There is no chin beneath Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris Fact #56
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris Fact #55
Chuck Norris once built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met the bullets with his beard, deflecting them.
JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
 

Chuck Norris Fact #54
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris Fact #53
If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the list of extinct animals.

Chuck Norris Fact #52
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycle Bin.

Chuck Norris Fact #51
Some people pee their name in the snow;
Chuck Norris pees his name in concrete.