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Chuck Norris Fact #40
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.

Chuck Norris Fact #39
Charlie Sheen calls it 'Winning'. Winning calls it 'Chuck Norris'.

Chuck Norris Fact #38
A Handicapped parking sign does not mean that the parking space is for handicapped people; It is actually a warning to say that the spot is for Chuck Norris and you will be handicapped if you park there.

Chuck Norris Fact #37
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.

Chuck Norris Fact #36
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

Chuck Norris Fact #35
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.

Chuck Norris Fact #34
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris Fact #33
When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris Fact #32
If you try to stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.

Chuck Norris Fact #31
Chuck Norris can hear sign language.