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Chuck Norris Fact #30
Dragonball Z was originally "Chuck Norris Z", but it was rejected because everyone died in the first episode and couldn't be wished back.

Chuck Norris Fact #29
Chuck Norris once made a statue bleed.

Chuck Norris Fact #28
May 6th, 1945: A then five-year-old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean.
The next day: The Nazis surrender...

Chuck Norris Fact #27
When Chuck Norris jumps, gravity pulls a muscle.

Chuck Norris Fact #26
Chuck Norris once got bitten by a rattlesnake while he was in a desert. After three days of pain and agony... The rattlesnake died.

Chuck Norris Fact #25
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Chuck Norris Fact #24
Every night when the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris Fact #23
Chuck Norris once tried to join the military. However, there are rules against weapons of mass destruction.

Chuck Norris Fact #22
Chuck Norris never moves. He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
 

Chuck Norris Fact #21
Chuck Norris HATES copycats. *cough* Like ChuckNorrisFacts_ *cough*