Clarice

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Joined: January 3, 2013
Last Seen: 7 years
user id: 344927
Gender: F

Clarice's Favorite Quotes

DON'T LET YOUR LOYALTY
become
SLAVERY.
"If I told you that you were beautiful for every time you were, I simply wouldn't have time for anything else."
We are atoms studying atoms,
cells studying cells. We are the mystery of the universe, trying to unravel ourselves

THE BEST KINDS OF LAUGHTER:
1. Laughing so hard your laugh becomes silent.
2. Feeling a 6 pack coming.
3. Tears coming out of your eyes.
4. That stupid seal clapping thing that happens.
5
. Busting out laughing minutes later after the thing that made you laugh is past.
6. Smiling so big that your face actually hurts.
7. Almost falling off/over whatever you are sitting on/standing on.
8
. Feeling like you might pee your pants.
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The way you walk, way you talk,
way you say my name;
IT'S BEAUTIFUL, WONDERFUL,
don't you ever change.
 


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Cute things to call your girlfriend/boyfriend

Sugar
Honey
Flour
Egg
1/2lb Butter
Stir

Pour into pan
Preheat to 350°

*One day in health class*
Health teacher: *to the boys* Do you guys find it annoying when girls cry?
Guy named Christian: When it's over a soap opera? Yeah. When it's over Finding Nemo? No questions asked.

i would pay $1000 to see Obama in Frozone’s super suit
 

exercising would be so much more rewarding if calories screamed when you burned them
 

Things people really need to stop glorifying:
 • not going outside
  having social anxiety

  being socially awkward
 
spending all your time on the internet
 • not talking to people
 • disliking people