CleopardLovesWitty

Go to Walmart, find a Dora the Explorer doll, put it in the middle of a random aisle, wait, someone tries to pick it up......SWIPER NO SWIPING!!!!!!!!!

That  moment when you take your bra off after a long day and you're all

"My boobs are sexy and freeeeee!"

society: "ur weird."
Me: "No, you know whats weird? Whats weird is that i cant step foot into anyplace without getting teased or people saying stuff under their breaths and behind my back. Whats weird is that i guess im not normal and cant be like any other human being on this planet earth. Thats whats weird."



 

'Dammit im mad 'is 'Dammit im mad'

spelled backwards.

tumblr, witty, & old nevershoutnever! songs. 
kbye.

when your parents and your siblings fight
and you just sit there pleading in your head
for everything to go back the way it was.
my mom and brother just had a fight and I don't know what to do.

Okay this is just me venting and I am probably gonna get so much hate on this but here I go
Some people are saying those of us who get annoyed by one direction should leave? Why? Because we don't love them? If you guys have to post every single thing about them do it on a fan site. I am NOT saying that directioners should leave witty. I'm saying that there are just too many quotes about them that belong on fansites. Not here. Okay sorry guys. I told myself I wouldn't post any quotes hating on them but I was just really upset about being told to leave because people are annoyed about them. O and I also got called a B*tchh here on witty for not liking them. Yep thought I should bring that up too. KK I'm done bye

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