Coast2Coast
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I like food and men scare me.
Joined: August 31, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 328642
Gender: F
Joined: August 31, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 328642
Gender: F
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Hi . I'm Al i .
Well, I love animals. I love music. My favorites are [All Time Low, Panic! at the Disco, Mayday Parade, Taylor Swift, Keith Urban, and Tim McGraw]
I draw. If you want to see my drawings, visit
www.calimurr.deviantart.com
I hope you like my quotes and profile!
Quotes by Coast2Coast
*talking to my "friend" whom I hate*
Me: You stupid
Me: F/cking
Me: WHOOOOOOOOOOO0OOOREEE.
Her: Omg lol you're so funny I love you
Me: You stupid
Me: F/cking
Me: WHOOOOOOOOOOO0OOOREEE.
Her: Omg lol you're so funny I love you
Okay guys really honestly who gives a f/ck about religion and gay
marriage?
It really isn't any of your business. Seriously.
This ain't no religion debate site.
Go away.
It really isn't any of your business. Seriously.
This ain't no religion debate site.
Go away.
Don't like gay marraige?
Well, sh/t, it's a good thing that you don't have to get one!
Okay why the he// are they
called sweatpants like omg
that is the last thing I am going to do in them.
Forever and Always, Mommy. I love you.
Rest in Peace, 3/10/13
Rest in Peace, 3/10/13
Not even instagram filters can save this face.
So,
He just told me he's a "cat man."
brb planning the wedding
He just told me he's a "cat man."
brb planning the wedding
>gf is
prego
>we like to get kinky anyways
>one night things get particualrly saucy
-i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird friggin chunks coming out of her
>wtf it's all red and she's obviously not on her period
>I looks at her and she has a glassy, jarred look on her face and she doesn't answer me
>ohcrapohcrapohcrap
>I get her in the car and speed to the hospital
>she's still bleeding everywhere
>by the time we get there, her bleeding has slowed down but she looks paler, almost translucent
>ohf/ck. She looks like she's in vegetative state
>i storm into emergency room and explain everything frantically
>he takes one look at her and then says
>"sir, I'm sorry, there is nothing we can do."
>I'm crying and I'm like "WHY THE F/CK NOT"
>he looks me in the eye and says "We don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"
nmq
>we like to get kinky anyways
>one night things get particualrly saucy
-i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird friggin chunks coming out of her
>wtf it's all red and she's obviously not on her period
>I looks at her and she has a glassy, jarred look on her face and she doesn't answer me
>ohcrapohcrapohcrap
>I get her in the car and speed to the hospital
>she's still bleeding everywhere
>by the time we get there, her bleeding has slowed down but she looks paler, almost translucent
>ohf/ck. She looks like she's in vegetative state
>i storm into emergency room and explain everything frantically
>he takes one look at her and then says
>"sir, I'm sorry, there is nothing we can do."
>I'm crying and I'm like "WHY THE F/CK NOT"
>he looks me in the eye and says "We don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"
nmq
Being
popular on Witty
is like sitting at the
"cool table" at a
mental hospital.
is like sitting at the
"cool table" at a
mental hospital.
Did
it
hurt
when
you
fell
from
heaven
cause
judging from your face I think it
did.