Coast2Coast
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I like food and men scare me.
Joined: August 31, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 328642
Gender: F
Joined: August 31, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 328642
Gender: F
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Hi . I'm Al i .
Well, I love animals. I love music. My favorites are [All Time Low, Panic! at the Disco, Mayday Parade, Taylor Swift, Keith Urban, and Tim McGraw]
I draw. If you want to see my drawings, visit
www.calimurr.deviantart.com
I hope you like my quotes and profile!
Quotes by Coast2Coast
*In a boring class*
Teacher: Will someone please go to the
office
and get something for me?
Me: *flips desk, jumps over students, swims over the
Pacific, dies, gets to the front of the room*
Me: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE
and get something for me?
Me: *flips desk, jumps over students, swims over the
Pacific, dies, gets to the front of the room*
Me: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE
Kid: "Hey mom, I'm going out with friends
tonight."
Mom: "Okay, sweetie. See you later."
Other kid: "Mom, I'm going out with friends tonight."
Other Mom: "What? What's their address? Do they have mean parents? Are you comfortable? Will you be okay? What's their social security number?
Me: "Mom, I'm going out with friends tonight."
My Mom: "Lol what friends"
Mom: "Okay, sweetie. See you later."
Other kid: "Mom, I'm going out with friends tonight."
Other Mom: "What? What's their address? Do they have mean parents? Are you comfortable? Will you be okay? What's their social security number?
Me: "Mom, I'm going out with friends tonight."
My Mom: "Lol what friends"
He is
the days
I
can't get
over,
He is
the nights
that I call
home
♥
Annoying girls at my lunch table: Ali tell us a
story!
Me: WELL...
Me: Once upon a time...
Me: I hate everyone.
Them:
Me: *leaves*
Me: WELL...
Me: Once upon a time...
Me: I hate everyone.
Them:
Me: *leaves*
Me: Makes a quote
Witty:
Me:
Witty: *no faves*
Me:
Witty:
Me: ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
Witty:
Me:
Witty: *no faves*
Me:
Witty:
Me: ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
That awkward moment when you have a dream about a fictional
boyfriend...and you have feelings for him when you wake up.
One time I tried jumping onto my bed like I saw in a movie and I
missed and hit the ground really hard and I laid there on the
cold ground wondering why I haven't been killed off by
natural selection yet.
“But I think the first real change in
women’s
body image came when JLo turned it booty-style.
That was the first time that having a large-scale
situation in the back was part of mainstream
American beauty. Girls wanted booties now.
Men were free to admit that they had always
enjoyed them. And then, what felt like moments
later, boom—Beyoncé brought the leg meat. A
back porch and thick muscular legs were now
widely admired. And from that day forward,
women embraced their diversity and realized
that all shapes and sizes are beautiful. Ah ha ha.
No. I’m totally messing with you. All Beyonce
and JLo have done is add to the laundry list
of attributes women must have to qualify as
beautiful. Now every girl is expected to have
Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic
button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan,
a Jamaican dance hall booty, long Swedish legs,
small Japanese feet, the abs of a 'female' gym owner,
the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle
Obama, and the chest of a barbie doll. The person closest to actually
achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we
know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.”
~Tina Fey
body image came when JLo turned it booty-style.
That was the first time that having a large-scale
situation in the back was part of mainstream
American beauty. Girls wanted booties now.
Men were free to admit that they had always
enjoyed them. And then, what felt like moments
later, boom—Beyoncé brought the leg meat. A
back porch and thick muscular legs were now
widely admired. And from that day forward,
women embraced their diversity and realized
that all shapes and sizes are beautiful. Ah ha ha.
No. I’m totally messing with you. All Beyonce
and JLo have done is add to the laundry list
of attributes women must have to qualify as
beautiful. Now every girl is expected to have
Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic
button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan,
a Jamaican dance hall booty, long Swedish legs,
small Japanese feet, the abs of a 'female' gym owner,
the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle
Obama, and the chest of a barbie doll. The person closest to actually
achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we
know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.”
~Tina Fey
“But I think the first real change in
women’s
body image came when JLo turned it butt-style.
That was the first time that having a large-scale
situation in the back was part of mainstream
American beauty. Girls wanted butts now.
Men were free to admit that they had always
enjoyed them. And then, what felt like moments
later, boom—Beyoncé brought the leg meat. A
back porch and thick muscular legs were now
widely admired. And from that day forward,
women embraced their diversity and realized
that all shapes and sizes are beautiful. Ah ha ha.
No. I’m totally messing with you. All Beyonce
and JLo have done is add to the laundry list
of attributes women must have to qualify as
beautiful. Now every girl is expected to have
Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic
button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan,
a Jamaican dance hall butt, long Swedish legs,
small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner,
the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle
Obama, and doll boobs. The person closest to actually
achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we
know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.”
~Tina Fey
body image came when JLo turned it butt-style.
That was the first time that having a large-scale
situation in the back was part of mainstream
American beauty. Girls wanted butts now.
Men were free to admit that they had always
enjoyed them. And then, what felt like moments
later, boom—Beyoncé brought the leg meat. A
back porch and thick muscular legs were now
widely admired. And from that day forward,
women embraced their diversity and realized
that all shapes and sizes are beautiful. Ah ha ha.
No. I’m totally messing with you. All Beyonce
and JLo have done is add to the laundry list
of attributes women must have to qualify as
beautiful. Now every girl is expected to have
Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic
button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan,
a Jamaican dance hall butt, long Swedish legs,
small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner,
the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle
Obama, and doll boobs. The person closest to actually
achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we
know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.”
~Tina Fey