Colgate

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I didn't trip...
IWAS JUST TESTING GRAVITY..YEP, IT STILL WORKS.

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Going to a friend's house:
Normal People: Oh what a lovely home this is!
Me: What's your wifi password?
 

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Michael Jackson Nothing is ever black and white.
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Clapping the longest during assembly,
because you're a fearless b*stard.

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trying to complete tasks

before the microwave hits 00:00 like your life depends on it.

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My Shower Has Only Two Options,
             3rd Degree Burns or Skinny Dipping In Antartica.
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Texting the person
next to you because you can't say them out loud.

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Buy a ship,
Name it Relation, now you ahve a Relationship.
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Without Facebook,
I probably wouldn't of wished you a Happy Birthday.
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My entire school:
"You don't talk much."
Me:
"Because you're all c*nts."
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