That moment you lose all respect for that person you used to like...
"Hi, Can I help you?" No I just waited in line for 15 minutes to say hi.
I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
Hey remember the time when... *mom walks in* Nevermind, I'll tell you later
I wonder if the girls on "16 and pregnant" will come back on " 32 and a Grandma"
If Witty was school,
I'd have perfect attendence.
Cancel my subscription. because I'm tired of your issues.
Say no to drugs. Say yes to witty.
Bored > Go to Fridge > Open > Finds nothing to eat .... *Ten Minutes Later* Repeat.
Format credit - RunawayRachel (: